The other day I got a bill from the gas company And I thought "this is weird, I just got a bill the other day, why am I getting another bill?" So I open up this new bill and it says Final Bill And I thought "well, this shouldn't be my final bill" So I called the gas company and they say "Oh Yeah, Yeah!" Well, your service has been cancelled. And I said "why" and they said "Oh A new tenant activated service at that address" And I said "New tenant?" I bought this house 2 months ago And I said "who activated service at this address" And On a hunch I said "Is it Peggy? And Peggy being the previous owner of the house And they said "Yes!" And I said, "Well I need to get my name back on the Account I need this to be mine!" [Burnie]: She still holds the gas rights? And they said "Well ok, we'll just need to charge you a $10 installation fee" "And we can get it switched back over to your name" And I said "No! Your not going to charge me a $10 installation fee!" And they said "Well its just, its a standard fee sir" And I said "I know its a standard fee, I paid it already!" "You can't charge me to reconnect it again!" And they said "I can't do anything about it sir." So I said "ok… I want to cancel everyones gas on my street." And they said "What?!" And I said.. "Apparently anyone can cancel anyones gas, so I'm cancelling everyones gas!" And they said "err.. hold on sir" And they put me on hold for about 10 minutes They come back and go "Yeah, you don't need to pay the fee sir" [Burnie]: Thats ridiculous! Do you think, when they put you on hold to go talk to the manager, it was because they realised that you really could turn off the gas.. [Gus]: Maybe the guy was figuring it out.. Lets go turn off everyones gas! And the managers like "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus' Gas Problem
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