Republican Newspaper Freaks Out After AOC Gets A Haircut


Well folks, two very brave journalists from
the Washington times have uncovered the scoop of the century that is absolutely going to
destroy the career, nay. The life of representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, they have somehow
done the digging, made the phone calls, and they have uncovered the biggest scandal we
have ever seen in American politics. And here it is. She got a haircut. I, I wish I was
exaggerating, but here is the headline that the Washington times used exclusive, all caps,
self declared socialists, AOC splurges on high dollar hairdo. Now this a little under
two page article was actually written by two people. It took two people to write this,
two men, Alex Sawyer and Jeff Murdoch. And they point out that last month AOC went to
a salon there in Washington, D C spent $80 on a haircut and then had to spend $180 for
low lights in her hair. And then of course she had to leave the tip. So they’re estimating
that this may have cost her a little over $300 for a haircut. And I mean if she’s a
self-described socialist, then obviously that somehow excludes her from being able to get
her hair done. Now I’m going to go ahead and make pretty bold assumption here. I don’t
think that Alex Sawyer or mr Jeff Murdoch have ever been in a relationship with a woman.
I’m going to go ahead and assume that because if they had, they would understand that. Guess
what folks? Women have to pay a hell of a lot of money to get their hair done. It’s
ridiculous. It’s insane, but that’s what happens. That’s why they don’t get it done all the
time. Unless you’re a real housewife of Beverly Hills. So yeah, going once or twice a year
to spend $300 on, on a hairdo. Sure. Really nothing wrong with that. That doesn’t compromise
your principles in any way yet. These two morons seem to think that, Oh, this is done.
She’s out. This is into her career and they actually ran this, tweeted it out multiple
times yesterday as if it’s some kind of massive scoop that’s going to rock the foundation
of Washington D C they also pointed out that there is apparently a government subsidized
hair salon, barber shop, really, uh, that some members of Congress use and she could
have saved roughly a hundred dollars had she gone there and they pointed out that Jeff
sessions used to go there and get his hair cut for $20 Jeff sessions could go to sports
clips and get his hair cut for $12. Why aren’t they doing an article about that? Jeff sessions
getting ripped off on haircuts, but folks, these, the links that these crazy people and
they’re crazy people will go to to try to smear this woman. Why? Because she wants to
make the country a little bit better because she thinks we need to take care of the environment
that we need to take care of the people and that we need to take on corporate power. So
this is how low they will sink, and this is how little ammunition they have against her
to act like her getting a haircut is somehow a career ending event.




Comments
  1. She likely has a complex about her less than average looks, she is trying to distract people with her over priced hair cut, she may want to look her best for a Police booking photo if she is indicted for campaign finance fraud.

  2. Look at most of these guys they don’t know shit about women. They’ve probably only had a few between the bunch of them. Fucking weirdos.

  3. Women do not have to pay those stupid prices for stupid people, My wife has strict orders to not pay over $25 dollars total incl tip saving money makes her look hot !!

  4. Yeah yeah typical of liberals to poo poo their hypocrisy
    https://youtu.be/lOhW35z0KZY?t=66m30s

    If there is no bread then just let them eat cake.
    So this guy blames women for CHARGING other women huge prices…?

  5. This is as insane as when they were upset that Obama wore a tan suit. Get a life guys! I never thought about this before but how much does Trump spends on his fake hair? Maybe they should an article about that.?

  6. Republikkkans cant handle women. Specially strong willed women! And more specific Latinas! They got more balls than all of you old farts put together!

  7. She can make hate-filled accusations at her opponents. She can dish it out but she can't take it. Hard-working taxpayers can't afford to pay that for a hairdo. The article about her hair must have hit a nerve for her.

  8. Lol, wonder how much facelifts and fillers are costing taxpayers for photogenic old hag politicians to stay camera friendly these days…😌

  9. It's her friend's 💇salon, for all we know.
    Working class hero.🎶🎵 Is something to support. 🎹👷💁🙊🙀

  10. She complains about low wages, she demanded a pay raise over the thousands she already earned, and after getting that, she went on to lament about her student loan. And yet she spends hundreds on a haircut.
    Sure, it's a silly story to focus on. But you are a complete fucktard for missing the point.

  11. My God. If a conservative was caught spending 10x that amount on an illegal abortion for a hooker behind his wife's back it wouldn't bother them at all. But, a haircut!? 😱

  12. Crisis at Syria with invading Turks and ISIS terrorists risking to spread again. Plus china is risking going aggressive against Hong Kong.

    Eh. Haircut is more important.

  13. Yet another "pink" tax.. women get fukked with the cost of haircuts. Men by comparison pay less. Sure women get paid less on the dollar, but ad on the pink tax, plus the 'skin color' tax, and women are, by far, the most fukked minority in the system. Just asking for "equal" rights gets you branded as different from others, a "feminist". Mad world….

  14. To compare a normally priced salon service in any city in U.S. to the wasteful spending of Moron would require they actually think.

  15. by now everyone sane knows that the biggest threat to the well-being of the USA and the world is the continued existence of the Republican Party and right-wing media. Let these 2 dod0 birds die already.

  16. They have nothing to do with there time like police officers stopping you for a license plate light is out. They have nothing else to report nothing to report on her negatively about her that they can't find , they can't stand this congress woman wants to help american and our country our environment they cannot stand it someone making themselves feel and look good, and they look like crap, they need something to pick on, like Michelle Obama had her arms out wearing her dress or Barack Obama whore a tan suit. Whats next she breaking a Pinata on capital hill This goes to show you that they actually really hate there job, they hate to see a woman look after herself and get attention & they don't I bet, Get yourself a life and woman and get over yourselves GOP Newspaper, a bunch of grumpy old men.

  17. It’s none of their business. Italy is pretty much socialist as well as the rest of Europe, and their fashion, hair, makeup are top notch beautiful. But somehow being socialist to conservatives implies a woman can’t take of her own self, wear what she wants and does with she wants with style.

    Compared to Murdock’s news/weather anchors who look like cheap prostitutes, they both can shut up about their petty nonsense.

  18. I am pretty sure I heard someone laughing at about 2:57 when he said Jeff Sessions was getting ripped off for haircuts 🙂
    I have listened to that laugh like 3 times now and it keeps getting better and better.

  19. $80 for a cut in DC sounds very reasonable. I pay $70 for a cut in Seattle. Obviously those "journalist" have never endured a bad haircut.

  20. WOW …..These guys are the cream of Republican Journalism, this is just what the Party needs, I'm sure she's had her her done abroad. Now is the time to phone some world leader and pressure them into getting dirt from any hair salon in that country she may have used….she can't fool these guy's with a new hair style.

  21. So – a young woman in the public eye every day contributes $300 to the economy of her own city?

    NOT spending $300000 on gambling that a company will go bust, like some of her colleagues do.

    She could do what I do, and use some $30 clippers to shave off her hair … but I like her hair as it is – especially the tied back 'Spanish Lady' look (makes me melt! :))
    … I'm not sure she would rock the "female soldier from Aliens" look.
    [hmmmm … no – I think she would actually!]

    I don't think she needed to spend $300 to get similar results … but, she's not got much time on her hands to shop around … just picked a VERY reputable hairdresser.

  22. It seems as if Republicans will always be stuck somewhere in the '50s. For the love of God, move on or get the fuck out of the way. If $300 for a woman to get her hair done is over the top, you have some serious issues.

  23. Im a NYer….its a stupid attack.
    1) average price for a woman with long hair in NYC is actually higher.
    2)anyone who has had a wife or girlfriend in NYC knows this.
    3) Reporter obviously had never dated or gotten laid in NYC.
    4)newspaper should get someone thst knows NYC. and send this guy back to where they got him.

  24. 80 bucks for a femail hair cut sounds about right and I live in the northwest, highlights are like 50 bucks minimum. I'm pretty sure the guys who wrote that article are virgins.

  25. AOC paid money to working people and paid more than the minimum wage. Rich people keep their money or rather pay less than the minimum wage.

  26. The right just cannot comprehend a person that a person who believes in social policies (not socialist… But hey, it has two thirds of that word….) earning decent money from a position she got through hard work alone. It's like social policies and capitalism can't exist in the same system….. Oh wait.

    Honestly, I can't help being please that Fox has a thing for covering AOC. At least it's something not in their political agenda they cover.

  27. Ehm…isn't Alex Swoyer a woman?
    In any case: what an embarrassing article to read. I'm a man, and last time I went to get my hair done it cost me the equivalent of $220. That's what happens when you have long hair and start messing around with bleach and colouring.

  28. Your a joke if she cared about the people like she says she does how in this world can she pay $300.00 rallies for a hair cute !! My hair is down to my butt lam sitting on it and the last time I got a hair cut it was only $50.00 andcshe paid $300.00 rallies for a hair cut !! Why didn't she give that money to the homeless and get their hair cut and washed l bet she wouldn't even talk to a homeless person much less get them a hair cut and they are the ones who really need it too help clean up the streets !! To his is why you are a joke !!! Your just as stupid as she is !!! Why don't you take the money that you don't need for a hair cut and do these homeless people are great deed and give a couple of these homeless people a hair cut sense you want to set up there and talk your crap !!! You have no idea what it's like to have no home to go to do you !!! Well let me tell you it's a scary thing to think that you have no place to lay your head down in a safe place !!! It's a very scary thing to know that while you try to get some sleep laying on concrete you have to be very careful with the people who are walking by you ,you have no ideal what's in their minds if they want to hurt you or Rob you of your things. It's not a good thing to have to worry about things everyday and night and no place to get a shower or a place to get warm or to get out of the heat !!!! So stop your running off of your mouth and take your friend that just got a 300$ hair cut and stick her up your butt !!! Because that's where you both belong up your butt because these homeless people don't want to hear that she just got a 300$ hair cut !!!!!!!!!!!! When they could have used a wash and a hair cut from that $300.00 she just spent on her self !! And you say she cares about the people and she wants to make her community a pretty place !!!what the heck !!!??? Your a joke just like her !!! What a shame she is to this country !!!

  29. They only did this cause they don't like AOC , she'll put them in their place .
    They're idiots they goes low like yeti atleast that's what they think

  30. Rape-publicans are hilarious. President shit for brains is breaking law by law and there worried about a dam haircut. Morons

  31. Have these two morons also ever commentated about what Melania spends on her clothes,or shoes or handbagsAND her haircuts??? Oh….wait…. She's the president s wife,,,so I guess that s allowed🙄🙄jeez,can they find any other interesting things to write about???

  32. Wow,probably the same two people that think its totally acceptable to spend 180 thousand dollars just to keep you mouth shut to keep from uncovering a crime,wow that give a whole new meaning to ( if you see something say something.) All you aholes do is sit on you ass create animosity in people life's and have the nerves to consider what you do a job……..

  33. It is like when boys throw rocks after girls they actually like, dysfunctional attention seeking. Of course children do it because they have not developed the communication tools needed. These guys on the other hand..

  34. STOP THE PRESS!

    My friend told me he saw a video in youtube where AOC got caught on wearing a dress! I am starting to believe she might be a WOMAN!

    THE HORROR!!

  35. What about the obscene amount of money
    FLOTUS spends on shoes dresses bags etc etc
    USA,s coat hanger First Lady doing what?
    to benefit US citizens 🤔⁉️

  36. Omg..AOC gets a hair style like every other woman in the country….woooooow lmao #Woke. People don’t know the difference between hair cut and hair styling which takes much more work

  37. The Washington Times? Operated by Operations Holdings aka The Unification Church? The Rev. Sun Myung Moon may be dead and gone since 2012 but he still reaches out from the grave.

  38. Republicans man you guys are doing a really good job at making yourself look bad that's one thing Democrats can never take from you

  39. AOC, what have you done ???
    It´s downright unfathomable   😉
    It´s just sad what these Repubikkkans have done to this country

  40. Talk about having to scrape the bottom of the defamation barrel when it comes to AOC.
    Funny thing is: Even if she were to forego tidying her hair (at an exorbitant price, as women have to do), she would be just as pretty and, more important, just as smart.

  41. What AOC paid for a haircut and low lights is not out of line with typical costs for that service. In fact I would bet that had she had those services done in NYC would have been FAR more than that.Oh and you spend that more than twice a year, try every 6 weeks or so.

  42. REPUBLICANS
    IMPEACHMENT
    BECAUSE

    PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA :

    PUT
    DIJON MUSTARD
    ON A HOT DOG

    THE
    TAN SUIT
    INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT

    THE
    SELFIE STICK
    INCIDENT

  43. REPUBLICANS

    TRUMP'S :

    MULTIPLE COLLUSION
    MULTIPLE ESPIONAGE
    MULTIPLE TREASON
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