1. USSR:
    You have two cows
    You had two cows
    They starve to death
    You starve to death
    Government takes your money and has steaks with milk!

  2. Every time I hear that blasted chord, I keep waiting for the rest of the song, which is sampled from the James Brown song "Papa's got a brand new bag"….Annoying…

  3. China communism: you have two cows, government ask you to take care of them and make sure you send them to school. Lol

  4. SJW Corporation: You have two cows bought by your parents. You moan they don't produce milk by themselves & when someone else tries to help by milking them you don't thank them because you were too busy taking selfies to notice, so it goes sour and you blame Trump.

    NPC Corporation: Doesn't know what a cow is. Agrees with everything the SJW says, posts it on social media along with a few terms like sexist, racist and homophobic, then tells you a video of a cat playing with string is so funny they spat their coffee out

  5. i couldn’t quite understand what he meant with buying a bull in an anarchocapitalist society. You have freedoms? That seems good imo

  6. I came here looking forward to the Cambodian one. (Takes the cows and shoots you)
    I did not remember the bureaucracy one. Priceless. XD

    Also does anyone else think the background music with the sound effects breaking it up is really creepy? Is this just a quirk of my mind? There's just something about it all that feels… off.

  7. You did Fascism wrong. The incentive is to benefit the nation. So it is capitalism under a mixed economy, the state doesn't need to take your cows! Instead if it was nationalised you would've reduced your prices and hired local workers instead of offshoring it by being greedy to make more profit. Fascism seeks to increase purchasing power through production and efficiency!

  8. vote me as prime minister and i will make sure every citizen of our nation gets one giraffe and a year of free harmonica lessons

    make our nation fun again

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