LAMPYRIDAE - SOCIETY OF VIRTUE



quick learn pyridine you need to go inside the robot to deprogram it right now black badness Charlie hockey sticks I thought there would be more cranks and screws and transistors and the SIM cards and iPhones and things I can't operate what's happening in there shouldn t have turned this robot off by now hello who is this it's me big bang I need your help what what do you want I'm looking for the shutdown system in the robot but I have no clue where I can find this oh my god what are you seeing in front of you what do you mean I see the screen okay now open the browser browser Lord click on the blue circle with the rainbow around it now there's a screen thing I have to update my flash player so do it if I knew how to do that I wouldn't be calling you why don't you just read what it says there it says to press download so press download now what I can't believe this aren't you supposed to be a science genius not all science uses windows or computers have you already access to system no I got a message here let's get update my bank info what no don't type in your password if I don't know my bank info how am I gonna pay the fee to keep my whatsapp from being blocked it won't be it's a scheme blimp paradise focus on turning off the giant robot what do we have to do I don't know go to settings oh my god this is taking forever I can see the system now what what does it say on the screen is there any button that says turn off robot there's some small screens on the left side and a big screen on the right side with a smiling paperclip guy talking to me are you on fucking PowerPoint I'm doing exactly what you tell me to do you know what just break everything you see in there and have no clue what it is why didn't just say that before am I the only one worried that Lempira died reinstalled the aquarium oxygen system for that fish mermaid something boy man yeah I've actually been calling him for the last three minutes and it's going straight to voicemail




Comments
  1. and then we all remember that Big Bang is the strongest person in existence and could have easily just thrown the robot into space or something 😀

  2. I lost my mind when he said "lord" lol gave me flashbacks about me explaining stuff to my parents

  3. Sometimes I worry i'm terrible with modern technology, and I am, but not nearly as bad as this guy >_<

  4. Get The Fuck Outta Here!!! Stop Telling People They Shouldn't Follow Their Passions/Dreams And Just Be Another Mindless Worker. You Sound Like A Paid Fool.

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