JACK, THE NEW GUY - SOCIETY OF VIRTUE



armen I want you to welcome our newest member his name is Jack oh come on professor not again can you maybe try bringing a mutant to this mansion that's not a shirtless bad-boy biker that looks like a gigolo last time it was that French thief who took the TV from the living room and half of your jewelry and he literally said he was a thief it wasn't even a surprise to anyone this time it's different jack is a very powerful mutant I'm sure soon enough you'll be able to see what I see in him what I see is that he's a little old for this young and gifted thing right how old are you exactly as far as I know around 70 right but he is a mix of mutants recovery power with an egg-based diet and a complex steroid juice that makes his abs as tight as an 18 year olds oh yes and what other abilities does he have well I also have horrible nightmares at night and wake up to get my claws into whoever's by my side right that doesn't sound very good I've had my share of strange people sleeping in my room is there anything else special about you I drink a lot like a lot okay professor I'm sure my mother will agree this time you went a little too far yeah we have a student code of conduct that certainly doesn't allow a half-naked 80 year old drunken guys slashing students during a middle-of-the-night panic attack yes well but he isn't he's not a student did I say he was a student welcome your new teacher professor Jack oh the rules really are different for teachers in here he's got us now




Comments
  1. I guess no matter in what kind of universe you are, the one in the wheelchair on this school is always bald

  2. 0:21 Were they referencing Gambit, Fantomex or Batroc? Ya gotta be specific with these things.

  3. Is it odd that there a villan that is called jack that has claws and is apart of the marvel universe

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