Introducing Amazon Echo (Communist Cyka Blyat Edition) Meme


When it first arrived from Amazon, I
didn’t know what it was. What is this? You’ll see. Is it for me? It’s for everyone. It’s called Amazon Echo. Well, what does it do? Alexa, what do you do? I can wake you up in the morning so you won’t be sent to gulag because you’re late for potato field work. Awesome! Alexa, play rock music. ♪ Rock version of the beautiful anthem of the motherland ♪ Alexa, stop! Wait, I wanna try. Alexa, what time is it? It’s time to rush B cyka blyat Dad really likes that Echo just plugs in, so we never have to charge it. Plus, Echo’s really good at keeping track of things like shopping and to-do lists. Alexa, add wrapping paper to the shopping list! I’ve put some CSGO skins on your shopping list. Alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes! ♪ CSGO Bomb has been planted sound ♪ Dad’s not a morning person, but Echo definitely helps him wake up. ♪ Russian Hardbass ♪ Alexa, alarm off! You gotta get up! It’s saturday. Alexa, what day is it? Today is the anniversary of the Great October Socialist revolution. Alexa, give me my flash news briefing! One of the atomic reactors at the Chernobyl atomic power plant in the city of Kiev was damaged… What did the dog say after a
long day of work? What? Today was rough. Get it? Get it?
Yeah, I get it. Another one. Alexa, tell me another joke! In capitalist America, bank robs you. Echo loves to play music and knows a lot of songs. And they always sound great. Alexa, play my dance mix! ♪ Moskau, Moskau, wirf die Gläser an die Wand… ♪ Alexa, stop! And with the companion app, you can
access Echo from anywhere. ♪ Rasputin song playing… ♪ With everything Echo can do, it’s really become part of the family. To experience Echo, go to amazon.com/echo Don’t forget to sub




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  1. Enjoying>>>t.co/ninCpJAzlB  Not always getting Alexa to respond like she is suppose to. When I ask her to play a certain radio station She cant get it for me but still like it for the most part.

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