Happy Pride! There is one rule that is the most important thing possible. If you even THINK about getting in my way while I’m dancing… i don’t even stan harry im like. an x-men lesbian but im bored so here i am writing captions for you all Boston (Austin?) put your hands up! baby you light up my world like nobody else the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed It only counts if you saw nipple. on your wonderful, wonderful arse *click* alright, pass it back there it- yeah, there it is alright, there you go. i’m just uh “What are you drinking?” “Vodka!” “Is it straight?” “No, gay.” a’ight you rock, america, happy pride. *mumbling* … you got drunk on me and now i’m wasted i take my medicine. take my medicine, rest it on your fingertip, and down to your mouth i’m feeling it out, feeling it ouuuuuut and down to your mouth, feeling it out, feeling it out and when i sleep i’m going to dream of how you little smirk EVERY time i’m gonna dream of how you i’m gonna dream of how you funky disco soundtrack at it again! Whose is this? “Harry, help me find a girlfriend.” “My name is Pilar and I’m 19– Pilar? Pilar. –and I’m 19.” Pilar. A Harry Styles fan. A fan of Harry Styles. A fan of me. That’s very nice. Yeah! Um… Someone pretty, maybe. Uh, someone gay. Someone gay. Someone that likes girls too. Make some noise for Pilar! It’s your birthday. can i just tell you BILLY ON THE STREET: You gay? Man: What? are you gay? (mouths no) OH COME ON Are you gay? (women laughs) no- Billy: YES let’s go you GAYS? LOOK HOW GAY! goodbye gays! not gay enough, not gay enough you look very serious are you okay? (pouts) (very gay) I’M having a good TIME you having a good time? (gayer than before) I’M having a good TIME we’re gonna sing another song now (sassy) no, no, no i see what happened there, you went- (poses) five days, how was it so far? (scandalized) what? it’s the big apple! when’s your birthday? the FIRST of april? it’s too- it’s a bit, it’s a bit of a stretch it’s your birthday, is it today? when was it? when? monday! there’s just too many [good songs] to choose one make some noise! and now i’m gonna sing my personal favorite, i am. SHOOKETH.