Gutfeld: The Mueller report turned the media into screaming toddlers


.>>WHAT DAY CARE CENTER A COLLECTION OF TODDLERS SOILING THEIR DIAPERS NOW SCREAMING COVER-UP THAT THE REPORT IS PUBLIC LOOK IF YOU SPIN A CONSPIRACY THEORY PICK UFOS OR BIGFOOT OR WHAT IS IN RACHEL MADDOW’S COFFEE BUT NOT SOMETHING AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT IS IN THE REPORT AND YET THERE THEY GO. .>>IT IS DECEITFUL.>>HIS ANSWERS WERE GOBBLEDYGOOK GBBLEDYGOOK GOBLEDYGOOK GOBBLDYGOOK GOBBLEDGOOK GOBBLEDYGOK GOBBLEDYGOOK. THE FACT IS THE MOTHER REPORT.>>MUELLER WROTE A LETTER OF PROTEST THOSE THAT THOUGH THEY WERE DISHEARTENING. .>>DAYS SPOKE TO HER SPIRIT. [LAUGHTER] A HEARING ABOUT A REPORT. GET A HOBBY A GUY WHO’S RESTING PHASE LOOKS LIKE WEALTHY – – RALPHIE YOU WILL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT. [LAUGHTER] AND ALL HE DID AND SAID IS WHAT MUELLER SAID. THE EVIDENCE IS NOW THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS FALSELY ACCUSED OF COLLUDING WITH THE RUSSIANS AND WE CONCLUDED THE EVIDENCE DEVELOPED DURING THE SPECIAL COUNSEL INVESTIGATION WAS NOT SUFFICIENT TO ESTABLISH HE COMMITTED AN OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE AFFECTS. GREG: SO HE GOT THE REPORT OUT BEFORE THE MEDIA COULD GET ALL OVER IT AND THEN TO ATTACK NOT WHAT WAS IN THE REPORT AND HOW IT WAS RELEASED IS THAT LIKE RETURNING A CHRISTMAS PRESENT BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE THE WRAPPING PAPER. THIS HEARING IS ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS OVER AND DONE WITH FOR THESE LOSERS TO HAVE THAT ENGAGEMENT PARTY AFTER HER FIANCE AFTER HER FIANCÉ ALREADY DUMPED YOU. [LAUGHTER] THAT THE MEDIA HAS SELF-INDUCED AMNESIA FOR GO LAST MARCH.>>SPECIAL COUNSEL MUELLER CAMPAIGN CONCLUDED THERE WAS NO COLLUSION THE MEDIA WAS SMART SHOCKED ONE MONTH LATER.>>THE PRESENT TWEETS NO COLLUSION NO OBSTRUCTION ONCE AGAIN IT IS A LIE THEN HERE WHAT WE HAVE IS PASSIVE COLLUSION. [LAUGHTER] GREG: NOW TWO MONTHS LATER AND IT IS STILL NEWS TO THEM? .>>HE IS INTERESTED IN THE POSITION OF ATTORNEY GENERAL -LIKE PRESIDENT AS IS OF THE UNITED STATES HE IS HIS LACKEY AND HIS STOOGE. GREG: THAT IS CUTE AFTER SHE TELLS HIM TO SAY THAT. [LAUGHTER] WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT KIND OF PERSON? OH YEAH. A LACKEY. [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW, MY DEFINITION OF INSANITY? A JOURNALIST HITTING THEIR HEAD EVERY DAY THINKING THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACTS EACH CHRISTMAS WE WATCH DIEHARD. WE KNOW THE ENDING WE KNOW THE GOOD GUY WINS THAT THE DEMS WATCH THE SAME MOVIE THINKING THE ENDING WILL CHANGE AND WHEN IT DOESN’T? THEY HELD A HEARING BECAUSE THEY DON’T LIKE HOW THIS MOVIE ENDED THEY KEEP TRYING TO REMAKE IT INTO A DRAMA FEATURING THEIR FAVORITE LEADING LADY.>>THIS IS AS BIG OF A SIGN OF A GUILTY CONSCIENCE OR A REAL FEAR THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY HAVE. I’M LIVING RENT-FREE INSIDE OF DONALD TRUMP’S HEAD THAT’S NOT A GREAT PLACE TO BE. GREG: RENT-FREE IN HIS BRAIN? WE’LL THEN YOU ARE BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE. [LAUGHTER] BUT I LOVE THAT SHE GIVES ANALYSIS ON OBSTRUCTION? WHILE SHE SITS ON A HAMMERED BLACKBERRY. [LAUGHTER] SO THE MEDIA AND THE DEMS ARE COLLUDING TO KEEP THAT ALIVE AND THEN IF YOU SUBTRACT THE COLLUSION FROM THE DAILY LIVES WHAT’S LEFT? A BOOMING ECONOMY, PEACE AND PROSPERITY, UNEMPLOYMENT RATE DROPPED AGAIN THREE.6 PERCENT. ANYONE CAN GET A JOB IF THEY WANT IT INCLUDING THIS GUY. [LAUGHTER] AND THIS GUY AND THIS GUY. [LAUGHTER] SO WE COULD HAVE GOT A BETTER PICTURE. BUT THEY WILL NOT ELECT A DEMOCRAT SO THEY WENT ALONG CAN YOU FIND THE PHOTO IN THIS PICTURE? WHY WOULD STEVE CHO WIN A DEMOCRAT BRING FRIED CHICKEN TO A HEARING? FOR THE CONSTITUENTS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? KNOW. FOR THE CAMERAS THERE IS NOTHING MORE APPEALING THAN A MAN SMEARING HIS JOWLS AND DEEP FRIED CARCASS I BELIEVE THIS IS CONSIDERED PORN.>>SO THEY HAD TO RESUSCITATE OVER GETTING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH THEY CALL IT LOVE I CALL IT ABUSING A CADAVER. HERE IS A TRANSITION HOW ABOUT THE LAST WEEK CORRESPONDENCE DINNER? AFTER ALL IT IS THE MEDIA AND THEY LOVE COVERING THEMSELVES MSNBC RAN IT BUT WE DIDN’T. BUT WE RAN THIS SHOW INSTEAD AND GUESS WHAT? WE BEAT CNN AND MSNBC COMBINED. SO THANK YOU BECAUSE WE ARE GRATEFUL YOU HAVE ALLOWED US THE PRIVILEGE TO KICK THEIR ASS AND WE LOVE EVERY DAMN MINUTE OF IT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] NOW LET’S WELCOME HIM TONIGHT GUESS CAMPUS REFORM EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. [APPLAUSE] HE TWEETS MORE THAN HE EATS STEPHEN MILLER. [APPLAUSE] HE IS SO BLUNT THAT SNOOP DOGG TRIED TO SMOKE HIM. TYRUS. [APPLAUSE] .>>WHAT YOU MAKE OF THIS WEEK FOR THE MEDIA IF EVERYBODY ELSE WE CAN ONLY HAVE THE INTERVENTION ESPECIALLY IN APRIL IT WAS SUCH A CLUSTER YOU KNOW, WHAT. FOR THEM TO SAY MAYBE WE GOT THIS WRONG MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST APOLOGIZE OVER THE CONSPIRACY BUT THEY ARE SO FAR IN THEY JUST RUN WITH IT WHICH IS OBSTRUCTION. AND THEN TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE TRUTH WHO OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE.>>IT IS NOW LIKE DONNIE BRASS GO HE GOT TOO FAR IN AND CANNOT GET OUT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU SAW THAT MOVIE.>>THERE ARE A LOT OF BOOK DEALS ON COLLUSION. HAS ANYBODY TOLD HER THAT SHE LOST THE ELECTION? OR DO THEY JUST TREAT IT THAT SHE JUST WALKS IN AND SAYS I HAD A WONDERFUL CONVERSATION WITH THE SECRETARY OF STATE. SO WHAT? I LIVE IN THE STATE OF WISCONSIN I NEVER HAVE TO HEAR FROM HER AGAIN. [LAUGHTER] .>>I HAVE NOTICED THAT PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA TALK ABOUT THE RUSH INVESTIGATION AS TIME GOES ON THEY KEEPS GETTING SMALLER AT FIRST IT WAS TRUMP IS A LITERAL TREASONOUS TRADER WORKING WITH PUTIN NOW WE DO NEED A SUMMARY OF THIS BEFORE WITH ONLY SOME REDUCTIONS LIKE WHEN YOU ARGUE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU CAN TELL YOU ARE LOSING BECAUSE THEN YOU ARE BEING TOO PETTY TO SAY I SAW YOU TEXTING THAT GIRL I KNOW YOU ARE CHEATING WITH ME AND SAID THAT’S MY AUNT AND YOU SAID YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP PERFORMANCE AGO. [LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW, YOU LOST A VIEWING OF THE TOILET SEAT. GREG: THAT WENT IN A STRANGE DIRECTION. GREG: BUT YOU GOT OUT OF THE HOAX FUNNEL THAN IT GETS NARROWER AND NARROWER. AND THEN THAT HOAX FUNNEL WHEN I USE THE TOILET SEAT. [LAUGHTER] .>>HOW YOU USE THAT? I DON’T KNOW. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] I WOULD USE A HAND GESTURE RIGHT NOW BUT THE EDITOR WOULD HAVE TO EDIT IT OUT. [LAUGHTER] .>>BUT WHAT WE WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THIS WEEK. [LAUGHTER] .>>OKAY. [LAUGHTER] VERY STRONG AND WIRY. [LAUGHTER] AND THIS IS VERY ACCURATE IN THE SITUATION. THEY WENT ALL IN. THERE WAS NO GOING BACK AND MUELLER HURT THEM BECAUSE HE SAID LET’S LEAVE IT UP TO THE WORST GROUP OF THE INDIVIDUALS ON THE PLANET WHICH IS CONGRESS. [LAUGHTER] WHICH I ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT THIS IS HOW BAD IT IS FOR THE DEMS MOST OF THEIR CANDIDATES IF NOT ALL OF THEM ARE COMING FROM THE WORST GROUP OF PAID AMERICANS IN THIS COUNTRY IN CONGRESS. YOUR RATE WAS 21 PERCENT IF WE HAD A 21 PERCENT RATING WE WOULD ALL NOT BE HERE. THEY WOULDN’T EVEN BOO US. [LAUGHTER] I’M NOT BOOING FOR SOMEONE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND THEN WORSE OF ANY BREAKUP.




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  1. I LOVE GREG GUTFELD!! I LAUGH SO HARD AT HIS MONOLOGUES!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. CNN speak: I didn't get the answer that I wanted so I am going to sit and complain and make it all about ME and my FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Morning Joe just can't wake up, he still hung up on collusion and it was ruled out by Mueller, The MSM needs to grow up.

  4. someone should send an email to one of these journalists, titled "Top secret Proof of Russian collusion" and when they open it and click on the link it leads "let you down"

  5. Excuse me and the majority who legally voted to place Trump in office by valid election, but, the people who are disheartened are the sort of Americans who listen to the fake news orgs who daily cause the disheartening. Nothing positive and nothing truthful broadcast to the world from these defamation and smearing fools. Atomic bomb sized negativity bolstered by lies, unfounded faked and Acting class 101 level emotives.

    Yet, it's obvious they are causing disheartening and people in the listening, viewing position see the truth, that its not Trump or his supporters nor policies causing problems. Dem officials, their fake news idiots causing problems.

  6. Keep up the good work Fox News ….Tell it like it is……i use to watch CNN but they have gone Stupid….

  7. I STOP WATCHING CNN, MSNBC FAKE NEWS SOMEBODY SHOULD SUE THEM FOR TWO YEARS OF LIES, IS THAT POSIBLE?. Deformation of character OF THE PRESIDENT? THERE SHOULD BE A LAW ON THE BOOKS

  8. Love Kat

    I'll remember that toilet seat stuff. But my husband and I have separate bathrooms. Will use it for advice to others.

  9. I'm fairly new to the Greg Gutfeld show, about four months now. I love the show. And I get a good laugh with important news info. Keep up the good work guys! ~Bill Fisher~

  10. Greg, your show is entertaining, informative, and in general a lmbo experience. The other channels are not. So does it surprise you that your ratings kick their a$$.

  11. FOX please turn up your volume! Only this channel has a extremely low volume. This makes it impossible to listen to on my cell. Thankyou!

  12. OK fake media even your cars has a reverse so you could go the right direction! So get your straight ๐Ÿ˜€

  13. "Gobelly gook" "Mueller wrote a letter of protest""

    Prosecutors indict or go silent.
    They don't normally say " we found no crime"…but he still may be guilty"""..
    And then faux lawyers say look, "he said he's not guilty but he is"..that's proof enough"….
    That's why they may have passed the Bar exam but never tried a case, because going on msnbc or cnn telling lies is so much more rewarding. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚ Lol.
    Losers!

  14. if the fake news media needs drama and conflict ,convict the Real criminals !!!!that would give them many years too come real news

  15. Joe "hack" Scarborough has a short memory; doesn't remember Eric "wingman" Holder. What a bunch of hypocrite hacks!

  16. Keep wearing ties, grow you hair some, accept you are good looking, keep the regulars and guests. You make me belly laugh, like Johnny Carson did. Fox needs your late show added, not moved, to regular tv. You will shut their shows down. Add some soft, 50s to 80s music. You are special.

  17. Hillary is delusional. She's living rent-free and Trump brain? No I don't think so honey. Trump is living rent-free and all your brains your whole Democratic party including you. You know you're going to jail soon biatch so keep digging your own grave

  18. I never really gave a shite about The Correspondents Dinner even when it was funny and fun. Now I could give a shite even less

  19. It's so funny how the Democrats and their MSM supporters are screaming for Justice but only if the Justice lays on the other side! And oh the outrage you would see if anyone on the left was being prosecuted for crimes we the people know beyond the shadow of a doubt were committed. IE. Hillary Clinton, Comey, Mueller! (Need I go on?)
    Trump 2020!

  20. Bleh I canโ€™t stand gutfeld. YouTube stop auto playing! Gutfeld, your need for attention eclipses your opinions and the laugh track is pathetic

  21. THE MEDIA FROM THE LEFT. THEY ARE FAKE NEWS NETWORKS, AS LIKE CNN, NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, WP, NYT, GET PAY FROM DEMOCRATS

  22. Now they don't like Mueller. now he's covering up for Trump, right? the media is so fickle. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

  23. 6:06 Eating that chicken with his greasy skin and unkempt outgrown greasy hair at the back makes for a disgusting image. What a repulsive, sleazy clown.

  24. Horror story: In 2023 the Democrats have finally won the election by 89%??? and the new president made the decision to have only two TV channels, One CNN News and the other SpongeBob SquarePants. At a short time an independent statistical study announce 99% watching SpongeBob SquarePants. So the president cancelled CNN News as the Democrat party made the decision they finally found what โ€œweโ€ want.

  25. Moscow Mitch, Lysva Lindsey, and tail wagger Saratov Sean. Let's hand
    America over to Russia in small chess moves at a time. Yes, that is
    what is happening. But the GOP is too simple to understand chess. Yes
    GOP….simple minded. Sorry to break the news.

  26. Living rent-free in Trump's brain? Are you that obsessed with becoming president that you are living in the real presiden's brain? You are creepy and pathetic!

  27. Please, make ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY THAT WANTS ANOTHER INQUISITION PAY FOR IT THEMSELVES!!! We, the taxpayers have paid enough already!!!

  28. Hillary speaking about others suffering from guilt? That's a good one. Don't think she's a hypocrite. She doesn't feel guilty about a thing. Why not? Shes a sociopath.

  29. Mueller is a GENIUS.
    For acting like a fool and an idiot, to get out of a tight spot.
    And to avoid answering questions under oath, about his Fake Coup d'etat against a duly elected President.
    Every criminal should study his performance.

  30. Hillary said, "I'm living rent-free in Donald Trump's brain…" Hopefully, you'll be living rent-free in prison soon!

  31. When Mueller said " No corruption" surely he misspoke and meant " It was terrible , there was lots of collusion and corruption , I'm sure I heard him say so "

  32. It's Zanax in Madcows coffee, clearly.
    The left is living the film Evita….guess who Hillary plays.
    This clip came out days before the new "r a c i s t' obsession happened.

  33. HILLIMERICK
    A "Hill" who was so corrupt,
    Fell politically down on her luck,
    "The Russians," she said,
    "Are in Donald's bed,"
    It's a lie and now she is….well, you know…

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