Gutfeld on the Democrats’ political pandering


>>I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S NOT TRUE. [APPLAUSE] GREG: LOOK AT THIS VIDEO IT IS ABOUT TWO MINUTES LONG I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS. I DON’T KNOW WHO THESE STRANGE MEN ARE BUT THIS GUY KEEPS TRYING TO PUT ON HIS SHIRT. HE IS HAVING TROUBLE HE KEEPS TRYING TO PUT ON THE SHIRT NOW I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS A LOT IT MAY NOT BE HIS SHIRT. IT APPEARS TO BE A PAIR OF SWEAT BOTTOMS I THINK IT IS A PAIR OF SWEATPANTS AND THEN HE KEEPS TRYING TO PUT IT OVER HIS HEAD. IT REMINDS ME OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. [LAUGHTER] AND THEIR GOOFY CREW. I JUST WANTED TO USE THE VIDEO SO TO TWIST AND TURN TO THAT CONSENSUS MEDIA YOU FOLLOW THE SCRIPT AND HOW DO I HAVE IDENTITY POLITICS WE NEED TO HAVE MEDICARE FOR ALL. THEY DON’T GET TO KEEP IT.>>MOVE ON AND IF THEY MAKE THIS REVENUE THEY SHOULD PAY MORE TAXES.>>FOR THE INTERNATIONAL CLIMATE CHANGE I ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY ON DAY NUMBER ONE.>>WOULD YOU COMMIT TO CHOOSING A WOMAN IS YOUR VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE.>>I PICK WITHOUT GENDER DIVERSITY I WILL NOT BOX MYSELF IN BUT YOU KNOW I WILL BE LOOKING TO WOMEN FIRST.>>EVERYBODY HAS THEIR SIGNAL. EVEN IF IT IS COMPLETELY WRONG. IT IS GETTING HARD FOR THE LEFT TO KEEP UP.>>YOU CAN SEE SHE IS ALSO SOUTH ASIAN.>>APRIL. LATINO PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE OF COLOR THEY ARE NOT BLACK BUT THEY ARE BROWN PEOPLE.>>SHE IS A BLACK WOMAN.>>I AGREE WITH THAT. BUT IS SHE AFRICAN-AMERICAN? THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT I THINK YOU ARE FALLING INTO A TRAP.>>I AM NOT AFRICAN-AMERICAN.>>I LOVE THE TWO GUYS IN THE MIDDLE. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] SO COMPARE ALL OF THIS STUFF TO THE GUY CURRENTLY IN THE OVAL OFFICE. HE JUST DOESN’T GIVE A. [BLEEP]>>HONESTLY I DON’T HAVE ANY TIME.>>WHAT ABOUT LUCKY ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN? GREG: THINK ABOUT THAT. TRUMP KNOWS THAT AMERICA LOVES ITS DOGS TOO MUCH. IT SEEMS PHONY BUT THIS IS WHO HE IS.>>WE HAVE MORE MONEY. WE HAVE MORE BRAINS WE ARE A HOT COUNTRY.>>I AM PRESIDENT THEY ARE NOT. RUSH LIMBAUGH HE IS A GREAT GUY. I COULD SPEAK THREE HOURS WITHOUT A PHONE CALL TRY DOING THAT SOMETIME. I AM ASKING YOU TO GIVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. I WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET IT BUT THEY GAVE IT TO OBAMA HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HE GOT IT FOR. HE WAS PRESIDENT 15 SECONDS AND GOT THE NOBEL PRIZE.>>NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED GERMAN SHEPHERD.>>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. [LAUGHTER] BUT TRUMP BROKE NEW GROUND TO BE ELECTED PEOPLE SEE OBAMA AS THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT EVERYBODY THOUGHT HILLARY WOULD BE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT BUT TRUMP IS THE FIRST US PRESIDENT YOU AND ME NOT A POLITICIAN BUT US. FOR THAT REASON HE IS SEEN AS A JERK BY THE OTHERS WHO ARE NOT US BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO STANDS OUTSIDE OF THE CONSENSUS IS CONSIDERED A JERK ANYBODY WHO BELIEVES IN ORDER BORDERS OR CAUSE-AND-EFFECT WE ARE ALL JERKS ANYBODY WHO BELIEVES IN COMPANIES OR PROFIT WE ARE JERKS. JERKS GET STUFF DONE AND THEN IT IS DONE TO THEM THAT IS THE TELL ALL ABOUT TRUMP BECAUSE THEY MAKE GREAT SUBJECTS THE LATEST NOW HE IS ADMITTING INTO THE PROBE OF THEIR PRESIDENT BECAUSE TRUMP IS DIFFERENT HE IS NOT A CIVIL SERVANT QUIETLY WEEPING TO DAVE MATTHEWS IN A SLIGHTLY USED TOYOTA THAT SMELLS OF HAND LOTION. [LAUGHTER] HE IS THE ORANGES SKUNK AT THE GARDEN PARTY SO THEY THOUGHT THERE IS NO WAY AMERICANS COULD HAVE VOTED FOR THIS JERK IT HAS TO BE THE WORK OF THE RUSSIANS. KNOW IT WAS THE WORK OF AMERICANS WHO WANTED SOMEONE LIKE HIM. A BILLIONAIRE. [APPLAUSE] NOT THE FIRST BILLIONAIRE. WHAT THE HATERS CALLED JERK HE REALLY IS THE ROSA PARKS OF JERKS HE OPENS THE DOOR FOR FUTURE POLITICAL CANDIDATES WHO REFUSE TO DO THE SAME OLD CRAP LIKE KISSING A BABY OR READING TO CHILDREN. I HATE ALL THAT STUFF WHICH MEANS I CAN PROBABLY NEVER BE PRESIDENT UNTIL NOW HE SHOWS YOU CAN WIN WITHOUT THE PHONY BS OR YOUR RICH UNCLE WHO COULD NOT GIVE A CRAP. THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE OBJECT OPPOSITE LECTURING YOU WHO PAYS FOR THEIR WEED FROM THE TRUST FUND. [LAUGHTER] BUT POLITICAL FAKERY EXIST BECAUSE WE KNOW IT’S PHONY BUT WE PRETEND IT IS REAL. LIKE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING BUT THEY WOULD CRUSH ME LIKE A LADYBUG. [APPLAUSE] IT IS REAL. THE MEDIA PLAYS ALONG TURNING EVERY ISSUE INTO A PHONY GAME OF TEAM SPORTS BUT ON THE OUTSIDES OF ALL OF THIS ARE JERKS EVERYDAY SOCIETY BECOMES MORE INTOLERANT ANYONE WHO IS NOT PART OF THAT UNIVERSAL CONSENSUS IS DOOMED SO FAR THE USUAL PANDA BEARS WHO SPEAK OUT OF BOTH SIDES OF THEIR MOUTH FOR SIDE THAT IS AS FLEXIBLE AS MICHAEL MOORE SWEATPANTS. [LAUGHTER] THEY SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME OF THEIR PARTY.>>YOU KNOW US.>>THE DESPERATE PARTY OF AMERICA.>>WE WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET ELECTED AND SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HEAR WE ARE SO CONFIDENT WE ARE JUST LIKE YOU.>>I BELIEVE SOLAR PANELS ARE THE KEY TO OUR FUTURE WHICH IS WHY WE PROMISE TO USE THEM TO EXPAND FRACKING ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY.>>FOR YEARS NOW I DO DRUGS.>>BACK THEN IT WAS CALLED CRACK CACK CRAK CRACK.>>WITH LEGALIZATION WE NEED TO RESPECT STATES RIGHTS EXCEPT WITH BABIES. SCREW THEIR RIGHTS.>>WE SHOULD TAX THE SUPER WEALTHY UNLESS THEY ARE THE SUPER WEALTHY THAT HE’S TRUMP.>>WALLS DON’T WORK AND THEY ARE IMMORAL COME TO MY FUNDRAISER.>>BORDER SECURITY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WHICH IS WHY IT WILL WE WILL HAVE SLINGSHOTS FOR ALL AMERICANS POSSIBLY A BOOMERANG.>>THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT THE DESPERATE PARTY CRACK.>>YOUR HEALTHCARE WILL BE FREE ARSON WILL BE FREE.>>EVERYTHING WILL BE FREE EXCEPT FOR PORN. WE HAVE TO TAX THE. [BLEEP] OUT OF THAT. [LAUGHTER]>>WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUEST THE LATEST TO COME FROM CANADA SINCE GEESE. [APPLAUSE] SHE IS SO SHARP WATER BALLOONS AND SEND HER HATE MAIL. ALL SHE WANTED FOR VALENTINE’S DAY WAS LOWER TAXES AND A PERMIT TO CARRY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HE KNOWS THE STREET BETTER THAN GOOGLE MAPS, TYRUS. [APPLAUSE]>>IN THE FIELD OF CANDIDATES THAT’S PRETTY EXCITING.>>IN THE FIELD OF CANDIDATES THAT’S PRETTY EXCITING I LIKE, HARRIS SMOKING MARIJUANA WITH TUPAC AND SMOOT – – SNOOP DOGG THIS WAS SIX YEARS BEFORE BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS SAY MARIJUANA IS A GATEWAY DRUG I DIDN’T REALIZE IT WAS TO THE TIME SPACE CONTINUUM SO SHE SAID I SMOKE MARIJUANA AND I HAD TWO PACKS. [LAUGHTER] AND THEN I SMOKE TOO MUCH AND I HEARD YOUR 2037 CHRISTMAS ALBUM THE VERSION OF SANTA BABY SO NOW I HAVE GONE OFF CAMERA.>>YOU LIED ABOUT SMOKING WEED TO SOUND COOL WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL IF YOU ARE A 15 -YEAR-OLD BOY. WHAT IS NEXT? I WILL THROW A PARTY I WISH YOU WOULD THINK ABOUT BEING PROGRESSIVE ON DRUG LEGALIZATION A REPORTER ASKED HER ABOUT LEGALIZING RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA AND SHE LAUGHED SHE DID NOT EVEN CHANGE HER MIND UNTIL LAST YEAR NOW SHE’S JUST PRETENDING SHE SMOKED WEED? WHAT ARE YOU DOING.>>SHE DOES SAY THAT BUT RECREATIONALLY WHICH MOST DON’T DO TO SAY THAT BRINGS JOY WHICH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A NICE DEPARTURE FOR A POLITICIAN WHAT AM I DOING COMPLEMENTING HER? THIS IS FOX. [LAUGHTER] NOW WE HAVE TO EDIT THAT OUT.>>SHE SAID HALF MY FAMILY IS JAMAICAN WHICH IS A STEREOTYPE BUT NOBODY ELSE COULD DO THAT.>>INTERESTING POINT. WELCOME TO THE SHOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THE CANDIDATE.>>YOU ARE A NEUROSCIENTIST CRACK.>>YES I CANNOT TALK ABOUT THE ISSUE WHEN I LOOK AT THEM IT MAKES ME THINK YOU HAVE THE DIFFERENT PERSONAS OR THE BAD BOY BUT IN THIS CASE PRO LEGALIZATION, FEMINIST THE FEMALE PERSON OF COLOR, A COUPLE OF THEM ARE PRO- SOCIALISM SO IT IS RIDICULOUS HOW THEY ALL TRY TO OUTDO EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME IF PEOPLE ARE REALLY SET ON GOING AGAINST TRUMP THEY WILL VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY.>>AND THE PART SHE SAYS SHE IS A LIBERAL? [LAUGHTER]>>WHAT DO YOU THINK SO FAR? THIS IS EXCITING CRACK.>>LIKE PAINT PEELING YES. [LAUGHTER]>>NOTHING MORE THAN UNCOOL PEOPLE TELLING YOU HOW COOL THEY ARE. IF YOU HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY YOU ARE COOL, YOU ARE NOT COOL. [LAUGHTER] EVERY TIME I SEE CORY BOOKER HONESTLY I DO WISH THE BROTHER WELL HE IS THE MOST UNCOOL LIST DO TRY TO CONVINCE YOU HE IS COOL LIKE WILL YOUR RUNNING MATE BE A WOMAN CRACK.>>I DON’T WANT TO BE IN THAT BOX JUST KNOW. GET OFF ME.>>BUT HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY THAT IS WHAT YOU SAY IF YOU ARE COOL IF, LESS SMOKED AND REALLY DID THEN THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION. [LAUGHTER] BUT YES I SMOKE I AM HIP. I KNOW HOW TO DO THE MACARENA. [LAUGHTER] BUT THEN WHAT ABOUT IF THEY ARGUE IF SHE IS BLACK OR BROWN OR A LITTLE BIG BLACK WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO CATEGORIZE HER AND UNDER THE LAWS OF IDENTITY POLITICS THIS IS MORE COMPLICATED NOW.>>I WILL CUT YOU OFF T20. [LAUGHTER] IT DIDN’T USED TO BE THAT WAY OH SORRY. YOU SAID BLACK? THAT MY MOTHER WAS DUTCH KNOW. GET YOUR YELLOW BLACK ASS IN THAT ROOM.>>WE HAVE COME A LONG WAY. SO NOW BLACK JAMAICAN?>>AS A PERSON OF COLOR I THINK IT’S RACIST OF YOUR BACKGROUND WHO CARES AT THE




Comments
  1. The first GENUINE POTUS…President TRUMP is so awesome!!!! Remember how the democrats HATE YOU when you head to the polls!!!

  2. Great show GG and thanks for the laughs. The greatest feat we the people have accomplished in a long time is to elect DJTrump as Our President and defeat Hillary. Congrats and Godspeed to AG BB to unravel the mess that POTUS inherited.

  3. Sick and tired of the diversity. All I want is someone that can do the job. Not someone afraid to hurt peoples feelings. That's why I love POTUS.

  4. The good ol’ fashioned German Shepherd is more effective at finding drugs than the very expensive new technology. Saves America a lot of money!

  5. Its embarrassing watching those lame lefty douches arguing how black somebody is.
    I hope they watch it back&realize how pathetic, and racist they are..

  6. lol lol lol… good one. Women politicians….. hmm weak leaders…look at Merkel and May…. Germany n Britain are a mess. Billionaires are less likely to take money from foreign sources as they are already rich.

  7. He's got to be a Democrap or a relation To Ocrazio Cortez. Corey Booger would like a man as a running mate so he has someone to play with in the bathroom.

  8. FOX….all the comments are disabled for the Jessie Smollett crap. We don't care about that stuff. We care about things that are important. The wall. National security. The deep state. That's what we care about. Stop with the Jessie whoever junk. Thanks.

  9. Does our congress have to do drug tests for their job like so many other employers require ppl to have done to get a job or keep a job

  10. American jerks put President Trump in office, not the Russians. I'm glad to know I'm a jerk. We have the first bad ass jerk as President.

  11. Being democrat is being a gangster, pimp, snob, or golddigger; the fundamentals of all this is that Democrats arbitrarily agree to democrat politics for privilege and the best chance at Celebrity. The same control freaks and spirits who were the slave owners are now the big wigs within the Democratic Party. Status is status, and status shifts, and always will. It’s the most clear, cut and dry pigory—ever.

  12. You should let us know Mark Steyn is going to be on, we'd watch! Better yet just get rid of Timpf and replace her with Mark Steyn.

  13. Cory Booker always looks like he's coked out of his mind, big ole bug eyes and creepy vibes. Good lord we're screwed if he somehow ends up the POTUS

  14. Hispanics are classed as white by the fbi and orientals are not poc they are whiter than whites in the right climate, we're claiming them, all joking aside it's well known our closest race is east Asians!

  15. Yup people need to get off this race crap because we all bleed the same COLOR and SHARE the same PLANT and are all called HUMAN BEINGS! We have CULTURAL DIFFERENCES that's why it's better that some of us stay in our own countries! Theres to much problems in our immigration laws and CULTURAL DIFFERENCES that outside people don't want to assimilate to the new countries culture instead they want to bring their culture to the new country which is not good. What they need to do is go home to their owne countries and rebuild.

  16. The REPUBLIKKKLAN IDEAL OF more money is an extra 6 to 25 DOLLARS in your PAYCHECK WHERE ours is an extra 12 to 15 DOLLARS PER HOUR MINIMUM WAGE THAT'S one of my major CONCERNS they PROTECT the RICH we PROTECT our WORKERS

  17. Who gives a rip what the hell ethnic heritage you are, you egotistical maniac?
    I, along with the rest, are human, care to join?

  18. Gutfeld is always entertaining. I'm sure he has a team of writers but those facial expressions of his are all his own.

  19. The Globe is "progressive conservative" News so she must be liberal in the classical sense. If she was endorisng the "Liberal" party she would be drawn and quartered for not dissecting skin color and melanin lol

  20. Is this a comedy show? What's with the "live" laughter? And the man on the couch is this guys brother LOL that's what's so funny about this LOL

  21. Folks…be ready…the time is short. 'El Chapo' named some of the democrats of the former administration that has been somewhat involved in what he has been doing. It was already news for some that Obama and Holder was involved with the firearms deal (Fast and Furious – for those that know) — Pelosi was also named by 'El Chapo' in his hearing. There is probably more to 'The Wall' than what the media has been letting out, knowingly or unknowingly – but Trump is going forward, and will go forward with what he is doing. There is political talk about where the money is going to come from…but there is something bigger than that…the information is currently available for those that seek it…but it may not last long. Folks, the prince of the power of the air is very busy. The democrats and liberals have probably been influenced and are currently influenced. Of course, not only the democrats, but they have a big share there. When people keep believing the lies laid out by the mainstream liberal media, it will come to an end one day…when that time comes. Now is the time to believe in The God of Israel and The Lord Jesus Christ, especially since 'The Bible' has been under attack with much help from the liberals…woe unto those that will continue to willfully go against God! Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil! Blessed are those that have Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior…because the time is near! For 'El Chapo', he probably will meet his end quickly, due to the fact that he has mentioned names people in the current government, and/or from the former administration. And if you are aware of the Clinton hit list (at least 56 or 57 questionable deaths somehow involving the Clintons)…then do not be surprised for another one or few more added…including 'El Chapo.'

  22. I love President Trump. And he is a real human being and all the Democrats That think they are better than all the rest of Americans. But they all shi* in the toilet just like all the rest of us. Most got where they are by lobbyists.

  23. Fox news wont let you comment on all of their youtube posts, i.e. "Geraldo: Jussie Smollett 'played us'". So I found the nearest Fox posting to youtube that had the comment section open and here I am…my comment for that post: Geraldoooo is a fraud and xlol, "PLAYED US", really Geraldoooo, only you and your cohorts got played.

  24. How can someone like Rachael Maddow be so prejudice asking if Cory Booker would commit to a woman running mate? What about all of the people who identify as a dog? Mountain Lion? T-rex?

  25. We're witnessing a transition. The comedy used to go after the nutty right, now we can go after the nutty left. But if this show is the example, we're still in the prototype stage.

  26. Republicunts pander to billionaires and the gullible examples tax breaks for the wealthy and pro-life for the people who still believe in their invisible dictator in the sky

  27. The fact that Trump will eventuality be able to say " I was a American President " How cool is that. I could just imagine sitting around with him after 8 years as the best American President ever. It would be hilarious talking to him. You could talk to Obama and fall to sleep in minutes. Trump no sleep. Just pure fun.

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