Gutfeld on Joe Biden’s new ad and his wife’s endorsement


DANA PERINO. “THE FIVE” .” WAS JOE BIDEN RELEASES HIS FIRST AD, HIS WIFE TRIES TO HELP.>>YOUR CANDIDATE MIGHT BE BETTER ON, I DON’T KNOW, HEALTH CARE THEN JOE IS BUT YOU’VE GOT TO LOOK AT WHO’S GOING TO WIN THIS ELECTION MAY BE HAVE TO SWALLOW A LITTLE BIT AND SAY OKAY, I PERSONALLY LIKE SO-AND-SO BETTER BUT YOUR BOTTOM LINE HAS TO BE THAT WE HAVE TO BEAT TRUMP.>>Greg: SWALLOW A LITTLE BIT. TALK ABOUT A RINGING ENDORSEMENT. PLEASE VOTE FOR MY HUSBAND, HE’S REALLY NOT THAT BAD. I GET IT, IT IS HARD TO NAIL TRUMP WHEN EVERYONE HAS A JOB AND THE U.S. ECONOMY IS HUMMING AND PEACE IS BREAKING OUT EVERYWHERE. WHAT IS LEFT? THE PSYCHOLOGICAL AND HYPOTHETICAL. FIRST, THE PSYCHOLOGICAL.>>RESTORE THE SOUL OF THE NATION BATTERED BY AN ERRATIC, VICIOUS, BULLYING PRESIDENT.>>Greg: [LAUGHS] BECAUSE THINGS ARE GOING WELL, THE TAG IS ABOUT AN EMOTIONAL FEELING TOWARD A PRESIDENT. COULD YOU IMAGINE ANY OTHER COUNTRY SAYING PLEASE GET RID OF OUR LEADER BECAUSE HE’S A BIG MEANIE OR COACH SAYING JOE IS TAKING US TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP BUT HE’S A JERK, SO CUT HIM. IF THIS WERE A GOOD IDEA, EVERY BRILLIANT MP WOULD BE OUT OF WORK. THE DEMS CAN’T SEPARATE TRANSFERS NARROWLY FROM HOW WELL HE RUNS THE COUNTRY. THEY CONFLATE WORDS WITH DEEDS AND THE REAL WORLD FROM THE TRUMP SHOW. IT SAVES THEM FROM HAVING TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING BETTER, WHICH THEY LACK. THERE IS NO BIG WAR BUT IF WHAT — THERE IS NO RECESSION YET BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS ONE? THE BIG RHETORICAL. IT’S BEEN ON OUR HYPOTHETICALS FOR THREE YEARS. OUT AT ANY MOMENT, UNSTABLE TRUMP COULD LEAD US SOMEWHERE REALLY BAD AS HE LEADS US TO SOMEPLACE GOOD. AS YOU SCAN THE CHOICES FOR PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE TO FEEL BAD FOR THE DEMS. THEY ARE PLAYING PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY IN A ROOM FULL OF ASSES.>>Dana: THAT WILL HURT. [LAUGHTER]>>Greg: I DON’T EVEN KNOW IT IT MEANS.>>Dana: YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED THAT WESTERN MARK PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY?>>Greg: I HAVE BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE I MADE. THEY ARE TARGETING FEELINGS.>>Dana: THAT’S WHAT ELECTIONS ARE ABOUT. I IMAGINE THEY CHOSE ERRATIC, VICIOUS, BULLYING BECAUSE THEY WERE POLL TESTED AND FOCUS GROUPED TO DEATH IN WOMEN ARE SAYING THESE ARE THE THINGS WE CAN’T TAKE. THE ELECTABILITY ARGUMENT THAT HIS WIFE WAS USING IS THAT THAT IS USUALLY MOTIVATE PRIMARY VOTERS. IT MIGHT MOTIVATE YOU IN A GENERAL ELECTION IF YOU’RE LIKE ONE OF THE OTHER BUT A PRIMARIES LIKE YOU WANT YOUR PERSON. YOU’RE GOING TO GOT THERE AND SUPPORT THEM. SHE’S BASICALLY SAYING HE’S THE MOST ELECTABLE SO VOTE FOR HIM. IN HIS AUNT, IT IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT. HE’S TRYING TO PUSH OUT A CHARACTER CONTRAST. THE OTHER THING IS HE’S THE MOST ELECTABLE NOW UNTIL WARREN AND SANDERS, ONE OF THEM HAS TO GO. WHEN THAT COALESCES, THEN THEY WILL ALSO BE ABLE TO MAKE THE ELECTABILITY ARGUMENT.>>Greg: THEY WILL MOLD INTIMATE TWO-HEADED SOCIALIST MONSTER AND THEY WILL HAVE 30% SO THEY CAN ACTUALLY GO IN FRONT OF BIDEN.>>Jesse: I DON’T EVEN THINK IF YOU ADD THOSE TWO UP THAT IT GETS TO 30. I THINK IT’S MID-20s.>>Greg: I THINK IT’S 35.>>Jesse: I WOULD BE SURPRISED IF IT’S THAT HIGH. I THINK THERE ARE MORE MODERATES THAN THERE ARE CRAZY LEFT-WING SOCIALISTS. I AGREE WITH DANA, I THINK ELECTABILITY AND EXPERIENCE ARE OVERRATED IN POLITICS. HILLARY WAS THE MOST EXPERIENCED AND SHE LOST. BARACK OBAMA WAS THE LEAST EXPERIENCE AND HE WON. DONALD TRUMP WAS COMPLETELY ON ELECTABLE AND HE WON. YOU CAN THROW THAT OUT THE WINDOW. RIGHT NOW THE EMERGENT PUBLIC BELIEVES SOMEONE THAT’S EXPERIENCED IN WASHINGTON, D.C., JUST SEEMS LIKE AN INSIDER THAT’S BEEN THERE THEIR WHOLE LIFE. OR SOMEONE THAT’S ELECTABLE LIKE JOE IS SOMEONE THAT THE PUNDITS PREDICT IS ELECTABLE AND THE PUNDITS ARE ALWAYS WRONG, EXCEPT ME, OF COURSE. BIDEN’S BIG STRENGTHS ARE HIS ASSOCIATION WITH BARACK OBAMA AND TWO, HE’S CLINGING DESPERATELY TO THAT MODERATE LANE BY HIS FINGERNAILS. HE HAS BEEN PILING UP SO MANY GAFFES AND HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH THE SMALL DONORS AND THEY ARE TRYING TO CUT BACK HIS SCHEDULE BECAUSE HE’S TOO SLEEPY. HE’S NOT INSPIRING. HE DOESN’T DRAW ANY CROWDS. LISMORE AND HAD ABOUT 12,000 THE OTHER DAY. BIDEN I THINK HASN’T CRACKED 1,000 LAST COUPLE MONTHS. SO HE’S ALSO PROMISED TO GIVE HEALTH INSURANCE TO ILLEGAL ALIENS, ELIMINATE COAL AND NATURAL GAS AND RAISE TAXES FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS. REALLY, REALLY BODY BLOWS IF YOU LOOK AT A GENERAL ELECTION. SOMETHING HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS WINTER WHEN SPYGATE IS FINALLY EXPOSED, WILLIAMS. HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO ANSWER, WHAT DID HE KNOW AND WENT TO THE NOID. IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING AT ALL IF HE DIDN’T, WHERE WAS HE?>>Greg: YEAH, WILLIAMS!>>Juan: ELECTABILITY IS THE NUMBER ONE ISSUE FOR DEMOCRATS COME OUT OF THIS ANY QUESTION. CNN HAD 60% OF DEMOCRATS SAYING WE WANT SOMEONE WHO’S PROVEN IN THEIR ABILITY TO WIN AGAINST DONALD TRUMP. I THINK TRUMP IS MAD AT FOX AND FOX POLLING –>>Greg: NOT ME, JUAN.>>Katie: YOU ARE HIS NEW FAVORITE, GREG.>>Juan: HE IS MAD AT ME. AND FOX POLL AND WE HAVE FOUR PEOPLE BEATING HIM BUT THE KEY FOR DEMOCRATS IS CAN YOU BEAT TRUMP? THIS IS INTERESTING HE IS UP RIGHT NOW IN THE POLLS. BEFORE HE RAN THIS AD, HE HAD INCREASED IN THE CNN POLL BY SEVEN POINTS, NOW UP TO 29%. SANDERS AND WARREN AT LIKE 15 AND 14, ABOUT 30% OF THAT. THE KEY FOR ME IS LOOKING INSIDE THE NUMBERS AND WHEN YOU LOOK INSIDE THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO YOU SEE? MODERATES, OLD DEMOCRATS, SOME OF THE YOUNG FOLKS BUT REALLY STRONG NUMBER OF CONSERVATIVE TO MODERATE DEMOCRATS WHO ARE BACKING BIDEN. THEY SEE HIM AS THE ALTERNATIVE TO TRUMP. TRUMP IS THE BULLY, HAS THE GUY WHO WE CAN SEE IS A NICE GUY, JOE FROM SCRANTON WHO CAN TRUST AND WHO THEY THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE A REFERENDUM ON TRUMP, THAT HE ALLOWS IT TO BE A REFERENDUM ON TRUMP BECAUSE JOE IS NOT OBJECTIONABLE.>>Dana: CAN I MENTION, ALSO KAMALA HARRIS HAD HAD THAT BUMP AND THAT A COMPLETE COLLAPSE.>>Juan: THE OTHER GOOD NEWS AND THAT POLL IS FOR JULIAN CASTRO WHO IS NOW MADE THE DEBATE STAGE COME UP TO 2%. AND YOU SHOULD KNOW HE HAS PUT FORWARD AN ANIMAL WELFARE PLAN.>>Greg: FANTASTIC.>>Juan: WATCHING “THE FIVE.”>>Greg: THIS IS A PARTY, IT’S 2020, 100 YEARS AFTER WOMEN GETTING THE RIGHT TO VOTE AND THEY’RE GOING TO COALESCE BEHIND A WHITE MALE BORN IN THE 1940s.>>Katie: UNBELIEVABLE.>>Greg: THAT IS WHEN THE WAR TOOK PLACE.>>Katie: YOU SAID ELECTABILITY IS IMPORTANT, THAT’S TRUE BUT IT’S ALWAYS MISCALCULATED. ROMNEY IS AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WHO BEAT BARACK OBAMA. JOE BIDEN IS NOT A NICE GUY. IT’S A MYTH THAT HE’S A NICE PLAYER ON THE FIELD. HE’S ACTUALLY PRETTY BRUTAL WHEN IT COMES TO THINGS HE SAYS ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL. IF YOU CAN’T GET AN ENDORSEMENT FROM YOUR WIFE OR ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT AND SHE HAS TO SAY, HIS HEALTH CARE PLAN, THE NUMBER ONE ISSUE AMONG ALL VOTERS, IT MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AS ANYONE ELSE IN THE FIELD THAT YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY? THEY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WHY HIS POLICIES ARE BETTER FOR DEMOCRATS IN THE COUNTRY. IF THEY ARE NOT GOING TO, ELIZABETH WARREN WELL.>>Greg: MY PREDICTION IS LIZ.>>Jesse: I THOUGHT IT WAS KAMALA.>>Greg: LIZ HAS THE ENERGY. I WILL CHANGE MY MIND FOUR TIMES FOR THE EVENING IS OVER. WHAT ABOUT YOU? HAVE YOU GOT PLANS?>>Jesse: I DON’T SEE HOW BIDEN GETS IT. I THINK WARREN RIGHT NOW HAS A LOT OF MOMENTUM.>>Juan: THE THING ABOUT HAVING THE WIFE DO IT, YOU WANT SURROGATES WHO CAN INSPIRE YOU AND UPLIFT YOU AND IT’S A LITTLE BIT OF DESPERATION. YOUR WIFE DIDN’T ENDORSE YOU.>>Dana: VACANT PLAYER DECENT AND IMPORTANT ROLE BUT WHEN YOUR FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTB FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTE FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTA FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTS FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTG FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTO FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTD FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTH FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTE FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTR FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTS FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOT, FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTI FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOT’ FIRST STATEMENT IS HE MIGHT NOTS LIKE JOE BIDEN WHEN HE’S ON STAGE.>>Greg: IT IS THE THING THAT DANA SAYS. LOOK FOR THE DOG THAT ISN’T BARKING. SHE IS TALKING. OBAMA ISN’T.>>Dana: HE’S NOT GOING TO




Comments
  1. i cant stop laughing at biden's wife's comment…" you will just have to swallow"…..isn't that HER job??????

  2. juan shut the hell up . I do not think biden is trust worthy, i hate the MF. TRUMP 2020 HANDS DOWN THE RIGHT MOVE FOR AMERICA.

  3. Pedophile Serial Hair Sniffer Sleepy Creepy Fossil Joe Gaffe-master…., Milk Toast ''''''' Let's put ya ALL back in Chains"….. This was your VP serving a Black president….BATH ROom. Barry Islama fairy helper ,, THIS IDIOT Moran…COUNDN'T RUN A LEMONADE STAND!!!!!!!!

  4. Jill always struck me as a fairly reasonable lady. Can't help but wonder how she got herself hooked up with one of the dumbest and creepiest of all politicians.

  5. "Oh, you know how men are. Joe is no different. But we women will straighten out these white men, like my husband. Somebody has to wear the pants. Right?

  6. "Like me you have to force yourselves to swallow my husband, even though you might not like it. For the good of the marria–err, I mean for the good of the country".

  7. Biden isn't just a Weekend at Bernie's candidate – he is the Trojan Horse to get a radical like Harris in there. See? If Sleepy Joe wins, he can go to sleep permanently.

  8. Ladies and gentlemen, you saw it here first:
    When the lefty's wifey makes a compliment, it truly truly IS
    A left-handed compliment.

    I know Uncle Joe makes everyone cringe every Thankgiving, but he DOES bring the best wine. Except for the years when your other uncle Paddy shows up. Or that other uncle who nobody knows the name of….Or….

  9. The wife's speech reminds me of the mom trying to get the kids to finish their meal before dessert, but she actually hates ham and okra herself, and just cannot summon up the ole half time pep talk spirit.

  10. Kudos to Juan for standing in as the voice for Dems. He does his best but it is a losing propostion. Gives the show that little extra.

  11. Anyone connected to Joe “Perve” Biden telling you to “SWALLOW “ anything …FREAKN RUN….tighten up & RUUUN!

  12. I love all this talk about polls, all you have to do is look at the number of people showing up to (fill in the blank) rallies, and look at the numbers at a Trump rally, pretty clear to me.

  13. Jaun is such a leftist. He seems so clueless what the average citizen thinks about ALL of the democrats. None are worth our time! We elected Trump because he HAS NOT spent a lifetime in corrupt politics! They are all awful lifetime politicians who have always taken a taxpayers funded paycheck! NONE have any success in the private sector!

  14. If Joe is picked, many will jump line to Trump. Tulsi is the only true Pick and the DNC won't allow that. So, Dems are doomed again.

  15. Hey there biden voters, if there are any real ones, Haven't u seen the dozens of videos when he touches little girls on their private parts and kissing them in front of their parents while taking pictures, asking if they want to give him their child for one night!? where are the real heroes these days!?

  16. Jill distinctly shook her head when she talked about Joe being able to win the election. That's before she got around to telling democrats that they need to swallow.

  17. we need high voltage hooked to it. American taxpayers are spending 150 billion dollars per year on illegal immigrants and climbing. wake up people

  18. Okay here is the DEMONICRATS STRATEGY – YOU NEED TO SWALLOW AND VOTE FOR JOE….BECAUSE HE WILL CHOOSE CROOKED CRACK HEAD HILLARY CLINTON AS HIS VP….BECAUSE IF JOE WINS CROOKED CRACKED HEAD HILLARY WILL FINALLY BE PRESIDENT….REMEMBER SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT NO MATTER WHAT.

  19. They love that word radical 😂😂😂😂 sander vs Biden are running on different policy so they're not the same fox🤦🏽‍♂️. Biden is nothing but a nicer Republican.

  20. So vote democrat because we only do big cuddles? As Gutfield said, if it were right, every brilliant Managing Director would be out of work, because one needs to make tough real world decisions.

  21. I guess if we can't vote "Alfred E. Newman",  Biden will just have to do…."Make do with Biden,… Make  do with Biden…"

  22. What is she talking about with the primary and the general election? The general election IS the election. So, of course, the only time the electability issue comes into play is in the primary.

  23. ☯ I'd lay money down Jill Biden was "Swallowing" BEFORE Joe's 1st wife died in that "Accident!" Hunter Diddles his Dead Brother, Beau's wife, soooo……. apparently Creepy and Creepy Jr. are Turned On by Women who Choose $$$$$$$$$$$$ Above ALL Else
    LuvQ'all! 🌈Rainbow Warriors prophecy

    p.s. Polls are USELESS and a Manipulation Tool. Unless ALL Polls are conducted UNIFORMLY they are "apples to oranges." There should be something like FASB and GAAP. The Federal Accounting Standards Board, and Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. All Accounting and Bookkeeping is conducted UNIFORMILY Polls Need to be STANDARDIZED, until then, Q'uit telling us what to Think!

  24. red dress girl… ur neck is way too large… i would still grab the p .. but that neck is too large.. go trump 2020

  25. be careful with zionist women like that warren, dont trust them. would need a proven practicing christian, woman, in office, even then got to check her out and study who she is

  26. I cancel my subscription with the New York Times and I don’t watch NBC either I voted for Obama and I voted for Clinton I had no problems, this time I voted for Trump and People spit on my face trying to take my hat and cancel my Facebook account I wonder why it’s made me realize that I would never ever again vote Liberal again so thanks to NBC and thanks to CNN ,everybody loves the underdog this is America remember rocky

  27. Ok ok look Hillary is goin to wait an c who's beatin trump sorry president trump she's goin to puck them out like she did burnie an try to take there votes to make her look good that's my prediction

  28. I'm black and even I can say I really don't like that black news anchor he's objective-based reporting on politics when he should be trying to give facts I hate listening to him and as soon as I hear him speak I log off

  29. The odds Joe doesn't have dementia are slim. I don't wish it on him but seems like he's in the early stages.

  30. Jill Biden: My husband may be a complete moron, and his policies may suck, but gosh darn-it people like him. All that was missing was the full length mirror and a sweater…

  31. 😂 Biden is a joke … Bernie is the only one that can beat turd trump or even Elizabeth warren. And yes the rich should pay more in taxes to educate and help Americans student eliminate student. Help sick Americans with universal coverage. We live in global world and compete for jobs with Europeans and other industrialized countries who citizens enjoy affordable or free higher college education and enjoy universal healthcare coverage and don’t have to worry about going broke when seriously ill or paying ridiculous prescription prices. We can make America great again if we invest in our education and healthcare and produce the brightest and healthy workers to compete with jobs globally.

  32. It says a lot about a candidate who was a former vice president for 8 years and his former boss, the president, does not endorse him fully. Obama endorsed Hillary Clinton and even campaigned for her, but he distances himself from Biden. What does that say to you?

  33. Thank goodness Juan Williams is back with the group.
    Although o don’t understand and/or believe what he believes I like him. He’s. It afraid to sit up there with the conservatives day after day and holds his own.
    He’s not always right but he’s true to what he thinks.

  34. Joey the idiot….I can't wait to hear joey in the first debate, he'll laugh and smile, then laugh and say "look, I'm joe biden" and that's his answer!

  35. Wow So very sad for the demcRATS….Trump and Pence 2020🙏🏿🙏🏻✝️🔯🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇸🇮🇱🙏🏻🙏🏿

  36. It's a good thing she believes in sleepy Joe, at least their marriage is strong. Until he loses that is….????

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