Gutfeld: Democrats’ feminism is entirely political


COMPLETELY SOBER. YOU ARE RIGHT. GREG: IT WAS QUITE A WEEK FOR THE ORANGE SHIEK. FIRST SENATOR KIERSTEN BRAND SAID THAT THE PRESIDENT OPTION TO RESIGN AFTER PAST ALLEGATIONS. SHE’S QUITE THE DEFENDER OF HUMAN. I THINK WE HAVE TAPER CONDEMNING TED KENNEDY. ROLL IT.>>[BLEEP]. GREG: IS NOT. MAYBE TED WAS A REAL GENTLEMAN “AFTER WORDS” WHEN HE WASN’T MAYBE SAY SOMETHING WHEN HE COULD STILL GET IT UP. [LAUGHTER] GREAT JOB STANDING UP TO HARVEY ALL OF THOSE YEARS. NOT MERELY POINTING OUT THE TED KENNEDY, SKIP. CLARENCE THOMAS, LAND. BILL CLINTON, SKIP. TRUMP RESPONDED TO DELIVERY AND TRAINING THAT SHE WOULD COME THEM AND THAT SET OFF THE FAMILIAR PLUSH BASE CAR ALARMS. SENATOR WARREN ACCUSED TRUMP OF SLOT SHAMING WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE HE SAID THE SAME THING TO RODNEY AND HE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY THIS TRASH TALKER. SOUNDS LIKE LIZ IS CALLING THE SENATOR A SLOT NOT TRUMP. IF I WERE NATIVE AMERICAN I’D BE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN HER. [LAUGHTER] IT DIDN’T STOP THERE. HERE IS MORNING WHILE.>>HERE HE IS SUGGESTING THAT KIRSTEN ANGELA BRAND WOULD DO ANYTHING.>>LET’S JUST SAY THAT SHE WOULD HAVE MAC WITH HIM IN ORDER TO GET HIM CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS AND THE PRESIDENT ACTUALLY TWEETED THAT THIS MORNING. BUT JUST SOME WOMEN.>>SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. I STARTED A # SUPPORT FOR SARAH I SERIOUSLY SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR QUEST FOR TRUTH AND IN YOUR QUEST FOR GOODNESS AND IN YOUR QUEST FOR LOVE OF COUNTRY BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T MADE IT THERE YET. GREG: I WONDER WHAT SARAH’S DAD HAS TO SAY.>>THEY CAN GO POUND SAND SOMEWHERE AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED. [APPLAUSE] GREG: YOU KNOW, YOU DON’T KISS OFF THE. AND HE REALLY IS OUR NATION’S SHAKESPEARE. SPEAKING OF SARAH HERE IS APRIL RYAN CHALLENGING HER OVER TRUMPS TWEETS. YOU HAVE TO WATCH APRIL SPACE IN THIS.>>APRIL,.>>KRISTIN OWES AN APOLOGY FOR>>I THINK ALL OF YOUR MIND IS IN THE GUTTER IF YOU READ IT THAT WAY SO, NO. [LAUGHTER] GREG: THAT LOOK THAT IS A IF YOU ALREADY THINK THAT TRUMP IS A PIG, ANY DEVIATION WILL NOT COMPUTE SO YOU MAKE THAT FACE. IT’S ACTUALLY PRETTY AMAZING WHAT A TRUMP PRESIDENCY DOES TO PEOPLE EVEN WHEN THERE IS GOOD NEWS THEY STILL LOSE THEIR MINDS.>>PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS. IT ANNOYS ME. I REALLY DON’T INTERRUPT YOU AND YOU DO THIS AND I’M SO THROUGH WITH YOUR MAN EXPLAINING AND YOUR SMIRKING AND LAUGHING. OH HAPPY DAY. I MADE MY POINT. [INAUDIBLE CONVERSATIONS] OH HAPPY DAY. GREG: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THE TV DRUNK. TERROR STRUCK IN NEW YORK CNN WAS BUSY CHECKING HOW MANY CANS OF DIET COKE THEY COULD FIT ON A DESK.>>TOLD DIET COKE. RIGHT? IT’S WORTH SAYING ACCORDING TO THE TIME THAT HE DRINKS THIS MONEY AND WHAT DOES THIS DO TO THE BRAIN AND THE BODY EVERY DAY? [LAUGHTER] GREG: SO NOW WE ARE SODA SHAMING. FAKE NEWS THEY CAN FIT INTO A TELECAST. THAT WAS A NICE COMMENT WITH NO APPLAUSE. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] BUT SO WHAT IF DONALD TRUMP DRINKS 12 CANS OF DIET COKE ANATOMY WHICH IS FAR WORSE FOR YOUR HELP. TWELVE CANS, IT’S AN ACHIEVEMENT AND A CARBONATED VERSION OF A MARATHON. AND HE DOES IT DAILY. DIET COKE IS THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. I DON’T JUST DRINK IT, I FEED IT TO MY PARAKEET. [LAUGHTER] AND NOW MY LIZARD VERSUS BRIGHT. [LAUGHTER] BUT AS THE MEDIA CHASES DIET COKE, TRUMP WENT TO WORK. HE IS INCHING CLOSER TO A DECENT TAX DEAL AND LIKELY GOT RID OF THE ALBATROSS THAT IS WAY MORE. HE WILL NOT LAST. GETS LOST. THE PRESIDENT HAS ALREADY MOVED ON.>>THE DIRECTIVE I AM SIGNING EXPLORATION AND DISCOVERY. IT MARKS AN IMPORTANT STEP IN RETURNING AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS TO THE MOON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1972 FOR LONG-TERM EXPLORATION AND USE. GREG: YES, WE’RE HEADING TO SPACE. IT REMINDS ME OF A MOVIE.>>IN A WORLD OF HURT AND GRAVITY AND BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH, ONE MAN ONE WASN’T SATISFIED AND DARED TO DREAM BIG.>>WE ARE DREAMING BIG.>>THIS CHRISTMAS OR HANUKKAH OR YOUR SPACE BOOT, COWBOY. WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON, FOR REAL THIS TIME.>>WILL ESTABLISH A FOUNDATION FROM THE PRODUCERS OF EXECUTIVE ACTION PARTS ONE THROUGH NINE DONALD TRUMP MIGHT SEND ELLIOTT AS ASTRONAUT ELLIOTT SAND. EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE RETURNS TO THE MOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME AT LAST. AND WHEN WE GET THERE WE WILL BUILD A WALL. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT. LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUESTS. LIKE TODDLERS IN A SHOPPING CART, HE LEAVES THEM ROLLING IN THE AISLES, FOX NEWS TOM SCHILLING. HE IS SO SHARP YOU CAN USE THEM TO DOODLE, FORMER UTAH CONGRESSMAN JASON JAVITS. AND WHEN HE JUMPS ROBE THE WHOLE WORLD COMPLAINTS, FORMER TOM, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE QUESTION AND A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT TRUMPS WERE SEXIST TOWARD GILLEBRAND BUT THEY’RE THE SAME TYPE HEATED TO MITT ROMNEY AND HAD CHRIS.>>IT’S THE PERFECT GREG BECAUSE HE DID THE DEED IN THE NEW THEY WOULD MAKE OF IT AND THEN THEY BLEW UP ABOUT IT AND THEN SARAH HUCKABEE SAID GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER AND ITS TRUMP CONTROLLING THE PRESS AS HE ALWAYS DOES. GREG: HE’S LIKE THE ROAD RUNNER AND PAINTS THE WHOLE ON THE [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] ALLOWED. GREG: CAT, YOU TOLD ME YOU SUGGEST THAT A WOMAN IS WILLING WE ALL KNOW UNLESS HE’S RUNNING AROUND LIKE JOEY GIULIANI DOING THIS AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS HE MEANT FOR OUR MINDS TO GO THERE. GREG: SO HE FELT THAT TED CRUZ WAS BEGGING AND MITT ROMNEY WAS — HYPOCRITICAL FEMINIST. IF MEN AND WOMEN WHOA, DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, GREG. GREG: ALL MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD BE TREATED EQUAL. YOU CAN DO THE STUDY. HE SAID THE SAME THING TO BOTH WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT MEN.>>YOU ARE STILL ALLOWED TO DO IT. GREG: JASON, WHERE DO YOU FALL ON THIS ARGUMENT?>>I’M SMART ENOUGH TO NOT ENGAGE IN THAT CONVERSATION. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MOON. I LOVE THE DONALD TRUMP DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH ON THE PLATE BETWEEN TAXES IN NORTH KOREA AND ISIS THAT HE ALSO WANTS TO GO TO THE MOON BECAUSE GOLF COURSES AND DRILLING THERE’S A LOT TO BE DONE THERE. GREG: YOU GOT THE TRUMP ROCK. TYRUS, I WILL LET YOU COMMENT ON WHATEVER YOU WANT.>>I THANK YOU ARE SHORT AND MEAN. [LAUGHTER] GREG: TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T PUT TOGETHER. I THINK THE MOON IS AN ESCAPE STRATEGY. I THINK ALL THESE CRAZY LIKE LISTEN, I’M GOING TO THE MOON AND WHO IS GOING WITH ME AND YOU GOT ROCKET SHIPS AND GOLF COURSES AT MCDONALD’S AND ALL THE DIET COKE YOU CAN DRINK.>>THAT’S THE STANDARD.>>THAT’S THE REAL, REAL SOLUTION. GREG: YOU THINK HE’LL GO THERE WITH A ROCKET FILLED WITH DIET COKE.>>YEAH, AND MCDONALD’S. GREG: AND MARISSA. NO, SHE CAN’T COME.>>I CAN’T GET OVER THE FILET OF FISH. WHO LIKES FILET OF FISH.>>ME. THEY ARE DELICIOUS.>>YOU MEAN FILET?>>PLAY FISH FOR CERTAIN MY MONEY AND WHATEVER IT IS THAT’S THE BEST. GREG: IT’S THE WORST THING AT MCDONALD’S.>>CAT TOLD ME SHE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR FILET OF FISH.>>I’M NOT LAUGHING AT THAT.>>LET THE RECORD REFLECTS I AM




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  1. OMG… say it ain't so… My Trump is a Coke Freak?… I'm strictly PEPSI… you show me a communist that drinks PEPSI and they'll have my vote… FREE PEPSI FOR LIFE… LMAO

  2. After that promotion, Coca Cola should donate large sums to the Trump 2020 campaign. After all they are the nectar of the Champions.

  3. The Republican support of Trump is not political; they actually like having a jackass as their leader. They share and support his dedication to ย 
    nauseating self-idolatry, consistent lying, more benefits for the filthy rich, elimination of healthcare for the poor, increased environmental pollution, disastrous foreign and trade policy and general stupidity.

  4. When we get to Mars well build a wall and make the Martian pay for it……๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ go Trump!!!

  5. Pound sand๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚. โค๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธTRUMP. 2020 ha ha

  6. FYI diet soda is made with aspartame this is one of the only countries in the world that will feed aspartame to their people. 82 degrees aspartame turns into formaldehyde. You are 96 degrees. And my favorite do you know where aspartame comes from? " Equali !!! " it is the waste of equal , " equal poop "

  7. Can You Imagine Anyone/President Donating Their Yearly Salary ($400,000 per year X 8 Years {{$3.2 Million Total }}) To Run Our Great Nation for FREE For Every American Patriot or Not. Then get Verbally Beat Up, Threats, & Assassination Attempts on Him & His Family Life. Especially After Improving countless Items on an Endless List For Us – Every American Who Lives From Sea To Shinning Sea. Think Of What President Trump Could Accomplish If He Had Proper Support. He Has & Will Change The World For The Greater Good. People are Waking Up to The Fact That President Trump IS THE Best President EVER. YES, He Has A Past, but We All Have A Past. Thatโ€™s Not Who We Are Today! Trump 2020 Land Slide! America Should/NEEDS to have a Law in Place That (ONLY AMERICAN CITIZENS Should Be Allowed To VOTE In Our USA ELECTIONS) That Would Stop A Lot Of The BS At Our Southern Border. (We All Know Itโ€™s About Getting More Democratic Votes so They Can Carry On With Their Illegal Schemes Of Making More Than Their Yearly Already Over The Top Salaries)

  8. So, if we have a hamburger or a pop – we are unfit for our jobs. Glad there are people who made themselves judges/gatekeepers for the rest of us- analyzing every morsel we put in our mouths and thus able to determine our value. Hmm…what if we fart or burp, does that make us unfit to live?

  9. So, if we have a hamburger or a pop – we are unfit for our jobs. Glad their are food nazi's dictating and analyzing every morsel we put in our mouths. Hmm…what if we fart and/or burp?

  10. Feminism is a trick by unscrupulous men to create a class of free (extremely stupid) prostitutes!

  11. OMG ! This is much better than Comedy Central any day !!!! Not only the jokes but the facial expressions !!!!!

  12. No cola for me I am well not to say. But I can do something with the moon all we need to do is take the iceberg before they go into the ocean and then it will not be two hundred feet of rising but then it will only be 150 feet of water rise of the ocean, and we will be able to take the rest to space home's that will be made and to Mars. Then no one will have to weary enyone getting to much water. And everybody will be happy.

  13. I can't wait to sign up for the lunar leisure living club (check the time machine second version the movie)

  14. Pretend President Trump never said anything ever since he was elected and then one day smiled, I bet the media would say, "that was a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, animal abusive, and hateful smile."

  15. It still baffles me that the scumbag Ted Kennedy was able to have a career in politics after Chappaquiddick.

  16. Joe and Mica would both enjoy pounding sand or anything else that someone gives em. They are just thrilled for the attention, and can't even see how most of us are more disgusted by her and Joe than they are over the POTUSA. "Who was good to them only for them to try to stick a dagger in his back" Even people who hate Trump still mostly hate stuck up, backstabbing, traitors, more .

  17. It is truly laughable to hear democrats saying that Trump incites violence and racism. Maybe they need to start listening to themselves on the news. What joke.

  18. I don't have cable so could someone tell me if Greg is still on the air? I heard otherwise but I love these ten minute videos! They are without question the most brilliantly funny videos on you tube. Always great for a belly laugh even the third time i see them. He is the best comedian on late night, heads and tails above the likes of Colbert etc…..

  19. Is Gillibrand owned an apology because SHE and the left, who's minds are in the gutter, misunderstood the tweet. She should have followed up her answer with "yes, the president is sorry that the democrats and the media are full of nitwits that are hurting America"

  20. BOYS AND GIRLS….. CNN HAS 7.2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS SOME OF US JUST TO SEE THEIR FAKE NEWS AND CORRECT THEM AND DISLIKE THEIR VIDEOS BUT WE MUST SHARE START A SUBSCRIBERS WAR SHARE AND TELL EVERYONE TO SUBSCRIBE TO FOX NEWS ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ PLEASE PIN THIS FOX๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ

  21. โ˜ฏโ™‹โ™พ They HAVE to keep Juan, he's "special needs," they probably get a Tax Break!
    I LUV my Nasty, foXy Friends! 1969 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LuvQ'all! ๐ŸŒˆRainbow Warriors (๐Ÿฆ„'s and ๐ŸฆŽ's Too!)

  22. you guys always let those silly clips run way too long…the joke is made in the first 3 seconds…give 2 for laugh saturation and then move on.

  23. Yes feminism is totally political.

    Feminism is all about hate, – hate families, hate children, hate men. The goal is to control population growth (Agenda 2030), and as Ms Millet says,
    โ€œThe complete destruction of traditional marriage and the nuclear family is the โ€˜revolutionary or utopianโ€™ goal of feminism.โ€ – Kate Millett

    Even better yet, another great feminist of our time, Catharine MacKinnon said,
    โ€œFeminism, Socialism, Communism are one in the same, and socialist/communist government is the goal of feminism.โ€

    Hope that makes it as clear as possible. These are the goals of feminists

  24. Never mind Ted Kennedy. Do Dems support Keith Ellison? They should be made to own Ellison every time they spout off about how 'pro-woman' they are.

  25. Timpf is in denial. Tom is right and of course Trump wanted people to go there so Sanders go tell April that she was nuts. And April and the rest of the media fell for it because they have nothing else to do.

  26. Greg should get rid of that millennial hypersensitive blondie, Kat. That was then, today she got into yet another petty squabble with Tyrus. We don't need that shitty political correctness hypersensitive crap on a conservative funny show. She belongs to a moronic leftist show s.a. the view, not here. She's not even funny anymore. I hope Greg replace her with someone like Perino or better yet, bring back Kimberly!

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