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– Do you drink wine? – I do not. – Do you drink coffee? – I do not. – That’s crazy ’cause guess what Mormons also don’t. (giggles) Hmm, getting warmer. (“In the Hall of the Mountain
King” by Edvard Grieg) – Hi, my name’s Isla Gizon. – You can call me Pastor Abe. I’m a traveling speaker. Evangelist, I just talk to people. – [Interviewer] About? – Jesus. – [Interviewer] Are you religious? – I’m a seminary drop out. I actually was a youth pastor
for a handful of years. My old Pastor stole a
bunch of money from me, it’s a long story. – [Interviewer] Today
you’re gonna be guessing which religion everybody is. – Oh, this is gonna be easy. – ‘Course I picked the
sluttiest outfit that I (laughs) – [Interviewer] Everybody,
walk on out there. – This is gonna be offensive. – [Interviewer] At your highest point, how religious were you? – Oh, I went through exorcisms, I cried after sex. (all laughing) Edit that part out. Edit it out. – Dude, your so hairy bro. – Blue Flamingo Members Lounge. Okay, sounds like a strip club. (laughs) – I’m like juggling
between Jewish and Muslim. – Why, what makes you say that? – I’m guessing you’re of, maybe perhaps, Middle Eastern, – Yeah. descent, yeah? – Yeah. – Oh my God, that’s super offensive. – No, you’re fine.
– Okay. – You’re like Muslim, Islamic, right? – Why do you say that? – ‘Cause of where your from. – Where am I from? – The Middle East, bro. You’re like hairy. – You’re kinda hairy too. – Yeah. – Skinny jeans, hip, strip club. (giggles) So I think, atheist. – [Interviewer] Alright, next. – I’ll take that. – Thank you. – Okay. – Hi
– Hi (laughs) – Are you Jewish? – Why do you think I’m Jewish? – I’m starting to think that I think that everyone looks Jewish. This is bad you guys. I’ve been binge watching
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. – Like your sense of style,
very covered up though. The only part of your
skin I see is your face. – Evangelical. – Say John three sixteen. – Oh God, (laughing) – Boom! I got, I know
exactly what she is now. You’re Jewish. Say, I don’t know anything in Jewish lish. – L’chaim – Oh, my gosh, this guy’s a Jew. I mean, that sounded bad. (laughing) That sounded bad. (laughs) I’m about to get in trouble for this. (laughing) – Oo, Oo. – Thank you. – What brand are they? – I’ve no idea. – You don’t believe in brands. (scoffs) Fascinating. – What? – You don’t believe in brands. Which is kinda like not
believing in holidays. Which kinda sounds like
you’re a Jehovah Witness. – What is your name? – Shiraz – Okay, so wine, you’re Italian. And Italians are predominantly Christian. (claps) Hot now! – Oh man. What’s your ethnicity? – I’m Israeli. – Is there any foods you can’t eat? – Well I eat everything but in my religion we can’t eat pork. – Are you kidding me? – Wait. – How many religions can’t eat pork other then the one that I know? – It’s okay. – Jewish, everyone seems Jewish. (laughs) – Okay, mm hmm yeah, the tattoo looks tribal. – You look, like Indian. She’s Hindu. – Is it ’cause I’m brown? – Yeah, it is, a little bit. – But you’re brown too. – It looks like a Pacific Islander tattoo. So I would say Mormon. A
lot of Samoans are Mormons. – How’s it? – Your Hawaiian bro. (laughs) – I was born in Hawaii. – Knew it, I knew it. – My mother’s in Brooklyn. – So you’ve got some Puerto
Rican, your Catholic. Got it! You just gave it away bro. – Nice button up shirt. I feel like you just took
off your clergy collar. (laughs) – Can you sing me your favorite hymn? – ♪ They shall live at His command ♪ – You’re a Jehovah’s Witness. – You’re a Father. You’re a Catholic Priest. Motherfucker. (laughing) – Oh my God. – Are you Asian? – I get that a lot but no, I’m Hispanic. – Oh, Catholic. (tongue clicks) – ‘Cause I’m Hispanic I’m Catholic? – One thousand percent. – Water proof shoes, that
means you’re on the road a lot. Walking a lot, traveling,
doing important stuff for the Lord. – Can you sing for me too? – ♪ I see my mother kneeling
with her family each day ♪ – That sounded a lot like my cousin’s like when I would attend Mormon church. – Do you drink wine? – I do not. – Do you drink coffee? – I do not. – Does your church have
a basketball court? – Yes. – Ah ha! I got it! – You’re Mormon. – She’s Mormon. – Catholic. I got that one. Right on the money bro. – I love your head scarf. I don’t necessarily think
that makes you Muslim. – Where are you from? – Ghana. – There’s a lot of missionary
trips that goes out to Ghana. I’m a have to go with Christian. – Amish, they wrap their heads too. Black Amish curve ball. (laughing) – [Interviewer] How do you think you did? (laughs) – Terribly. – I think I only really got
the Catholic Priest right. – I think I got this
guy for sure, for sure. The hairiness, I can’t get over it. – [Interviewer] Raise your
hand if he got you right. (laughs) – Shut the front door. One, two, three, four. – Oh! Wow, I did so much
better than I thought. – Wow. Strip club man. – Alright. So I’m actually Muslim. – Oh, Okay. – I just couldn’t get
over the hairiness bro. – It’s just, I feel like
I’m a bad representation for Muslims. – No, no you’re perfect bro. – Let’s say if I was of Asian descent. – Are there a lot of Chinese Muslims? – Yeah, there’s like
a whole city dedicated to Chinese Muslims. – I did not know that. – Yeah. – I’m Jewish. – Oh, okay. – What gave it away? – I don’t know dude, I’m
telling you, I thought everyone was Jewish at first. (laughs) – Were actually reformed
Jews, specifically. – What does that mean? – Judaism is a very strict religion like they don’t want men and women to be in the same temples and reformed Jews disagree
with that completely. – What stereotype do you hate
the most about Jewish people? – People will assume that
I’m really stingy with money. – Yeah I’ve heard that. – Yeah. – Not heard that you’re stingy with money. I heard that stereotype
and it’s fucked up. (laughs) – Oo, I got you wrong didn’t I? – Yeah, you called me
Italian or something. (laughs) I’m from Israel. – Oh! I would never have guessed that. – I’m not Jewish. – I knew that. – What is your religion? – I’m Druze. – Druze, oh interesting. What is that? – So we come from the Middle East. – What about here in America? How many Druze do you have? – I don’t meet any Druze here. – Oh. – We have like five main
prophets that we believe in. – Who are the five? – I can’t say out loud. It’d be too offensive. – Oh. – We’re not allowed to
say their names out loud. – Do you have to marry a Druze? – Yes. – So if you brought home like
a Korean, Black, Druze man – I would be kicked out from my village. – Sorry Mom. (laughing) – Hello. – Hi, so I’m Hindu. – Okay, but that’s not
a Hindu tattoo, right? – No this is Fijian. I’m Fijian. – Oh. – Yeah. There’s a lot of Hindu Fijians. – Wow. – So basically the British stole my great, great, great, great, great, grandpa and took him to Fiji. – From India. – That happened, yeah from India. – Those Brits man. (laughs) – Father. – I’m actually one of Jehovah’s Witnesses. – Oh, I knew there was one of you here. (laughs) – Jehovah’s Witness. – Yes.
– Oh! – No that was really,
’cause I thought legit, yeah she’s not gonna guess I’m JW. Oh, what? (laughs) – Correct me if I’m wrong, but you guys don’t even
celebrate your birthdays, right? – Yeah, we don’t. – So you’ve never a birthday party? – No. – Have you ever knocked my door? – No. – If you did I would answer it. – Okay, I appreciate that. – Next. (laughing) – So I’m not Catholic. – Oh, what are you then? – I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ
of Ladder Day Saints. – Oh. – Have you heard of them? – Yeah, yeah Mormons right? – Yeah, but we don’t go by Mormons. Yeah, ’cause we don’t
wanna take Christ’s name out of the Church. – Does that mean a Mormon
doesn’t call themselves a Mormon? – Not anymore, they advise
us to correct that now. – Oh, who’s they? – Our prophet. – Who’s your prophet? – President Nelson – Oh, he’s like the Pope
of the Mormon Church. – Yeah, we have a Ladder Day Prophet. – Oh, yeah that’s what I
meant, that’s what I meant. – Yes. – Ladder Day, my bad. – Why do everybody think
Mormons have many wives? – Well back in the day, I guess, there wasn’t husbands because
of the wars and stuff. – So it was just based on the fact that there was a shortage of men? – Yes. – There’s a lot of talk
about the Mormon underwear. – Oh garment. – Is that a true thing that
you guys never take off? – Okay so, – That’s a weird thing. I feel bad for asking. – It’s sacred garments to remind us of the covenants we make in the temple. – But you can never take that sucker off? – We don’t have to
shower in it or anything. – You stick a middle finger before? – Yes, I have. – Can we stick it together? Oh! Oh ho! (laughing) Bad Mormon. – Oh, I got you right.
I know I got you right. (laughs) I know I got, Christian right? – Yeah. – Boom. We just have that telepathy going. – What type of Christian? – So my parents grew up Methodist, so I’m Methodist. – I grew up Methodist. – Oh really? – With the flame on the side of the cross. – Uh huh, yes, yes. – Do you usually wear a head wrap? – I’m wearing it ’cause it’s cold outside. – Oh.
– So. – So is there a difference between Christianity here versus Christianity there? – Yeah, so for me I grew up here but my family is originally from Ghana so they’re a lot more strict on what they believe and certain things. Like pre marital sex, same sex marriages, all of that stuff. Like I would say I’m more
open to like certain ideas than they would be. – Well, thank you. – Yeah, no problem. – Fellow United Methodist. – Yes. – I’ve got a lot of student debt from my Methodist upbringing. (laughs) – I kinda did good. – [Interviewer] How’d that go for you? (exhales) – I feel bad ’cause I said a lot of stuff that I feel like I’m a get in trouble for. – [Interviewer] Did
you learn anything new? – Druze, is that how you say it? – Yeah, Druze. – Yeah, I learned that exists. – I feel very blessed and I’m gonna probably go to heaven now. – [Interviewer] Raise your hands. Is he going to heaven? (jeers and giggles) – [Interviewer] Well good job. (applause) – Thanks everyone. (crowd murmuring)




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  2. Such ignorance!. Muslims are more than 1/4 of all humans or more than 2 billion people out of 7 billion. And 90% of them aren't arabs, how can you think they're hairy?. Muslims are in large numbers in China, Africa, Russia, Iran, Thailand, South east asia, South Asia, Latin America, North America, Oceania, Philippines, Central Asia, Turkey, Cyprus, Israel , Europe , all over asia * and all around the world making it the most diverse Religion we know of. And most of muslims nowadays don't cover their heads. And whole Muslim city in China? LOL. There are over 7 chinese provinces with muslim majorities

  3. I’m really surprise that Jehovah Witness was there. They are always talking shit about all the religions but there own. And he lied in the end lol they don’t believe in heaven or hell

  4. “SoUnDs LiKe A StIpPeR cLuB" 😂

    Not finna lie the Asian guy is kinda cute 👀👀

    10% of the comments talking about the Jews

    90% of them comments talking about the Asian guy

  5. Okay my family are JWS no they wouldn’t exactly like that like we believe in heaven but only for like very few humans like very pure Like we/they don’t really joke about that so he’s probably like me where he believes in it but he can be bent so to speak🤣I myself in my heart am not a witness I believe in god but more in science like I don’t identify with any religion I’ll use some as examples but that’s it I have jw morals basically but I’m very modern

  6. Interesting that the girl said that Mormons were known to have a lot of wives because of a shortage of men. But this is not at all what I was taught in school.

  7. The girl at 8:18 had me happy. 'Cause I belong to the same church and I was just happy. I also jumped out my seat in the library. So…
    Yeah…..

  8. They go by looks? I would have tried by their opinions on moral/ethical questions, philosophical questions like the value of human life, and tenets of faith systems I thought they didn't espouse. Not that any faith system's followers are uniform on these topics, but put pieces together and it feels a lot surer by me

  9. @Adrian S  it's All About The Spirit .
    Fuck Religion
    Religion Divides Us.
    Religious Organizations Petition Government s To Bomb Other Countries With Opposing Views.
    Spirit Is A Golden Thread,
    We All Have A Soul!
    1 Love ☮️☮️☮️
    Love Is The Key
    It Is The Beginning & The End
    The Alpha & Omega
    Love Will Conquer All!!!
    God Is Love
    And His Name Is Jesus Christ!

  10. 4:42 that fucking shadOW WHY DID I NEVER KNOW THERE’S A WALL THERE??? y did I think it just goes on… like squidward in that one episode

  11. Not only a whole city… Ningxia Autonomous Region, a province in China, is predominantly Muslim. That's not to say EVERYONE there is Muslim, but yeah, pretty much.

    Come to think of it, Xinjiang Province as well. Predominantly Muslim. I may be wrong about this one when saying "predominantly", but there's a huge Muslim community there too.

  12. Alright guys,

    So a Muslim, a Jew, a Gruse, a Hindu, a Jehovah Witness, a Mormon, a Christian, and a Atheist walk into a bar….

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  14. ima just say what im thinkin 3:22 theres no way thats this bitches natural skin color lmao. that spray tan shit look so fake

    the "is it cause im brown" in the stereotypical white girl voice just gives it away lmao.

  15. I think that one girl was too worried. Why would you be insulted if someone says you look middle eastern or anything else for that matter

    Also the Mormon lady doesn’t realize the real reason they used to have multiple wives..

  16. 3:55 I just guessed He is Jehovah's Witnesses because of the Song😂
    And of course I'm a Jehovah's Witnesses to in Korea😂

  17. Guy: oooo shiney

    Girl: ya

    Guy: what brand are they

    Girl: i dont know

    Guy: oh you dont belive in brands, Fascinating

    Girl: *WHAT!?*🙎🏽‍♀️

    I died on that part

  18. As an Palestinian I find the Jewish girl with white shirt attractive asf. But will never date her if she had an Israeli passport

  19. Just because someone wraps their head does not mean it’s their religion. Maybe they’re having a bad hair day. My goodness

  20. Oml when that one girl said she can't eat pork I shouted
    SHES PROBABLY PART OF A MIDDLEASTERN CULTURE
    but then the girl guesser shouted
    JEWISH
    and I was like
    ooooooooooh

    Also when the Hindu girl talked about the British I felt that

  21. I am really surprised they thought the guy in the button up was a Catholic priest. I would have guessed Mormon or Pentecostal. I thought the Jewish girl was Catholic though.

  22. "Why does everybody think Mormons have many wives?"

    "Back in the day there weren't many husbands, because of 'the wars and stuff' ".
    Um… bullshit. It's not a secret Mormonism used to be polygamous, I can't believe they're trying to hide it.

  23. I hate the jehovas witnesses one. He is like so over energetic. Like not real. You know? I smell the fakeness from him far away. Ugh.

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