GODS IN REAL LIFE


(ditzy girl) OMG! (zealot) Hey, don’t say
the Lord’s name in vain! (Ian) SHUT UP!!! Now, Cupid’s cute,
but he’s got a weird fat head. Oh, how about Medusa? She’s pretty hot, right? Sure. Oh, dude, it totally slipped my mind but speaking of Medusa, I’m actually going to be going on a date with her later. What? Yup. You mean with the ratchet
snake hair and everything? Whatever, man. You’re just jealous. You know how cool it’s gonna be
to see a god in real life. Mmm, no. – Yeah.
– No. – Yeah.
– No! – Yeah.
– NOOO! – OOOOO!
– AAAH! O-Okay, yeah. GODS IN REAL LIFE ZEUS
FATHER OF THE GODS Well, hey there, children. Uh, it’s Father’s Day. What’d you guys get me? Whuh… Sorry, dad, we totally forgot. Oh. Well, I got you guys something. Oh, really? – (thunder rumbles)
– Yup! A f*cking lightening bolt! Lightening bolt! Lightning bolt! RA
SUN GOD Got another one for you, Ray. Uh, hey, it’s Ra and you know that. Whateva. Okay, I just want like– Hey! Hey! I need, like, a light golden brown, okay? Okay, here you go. Raaaaaaaaa! There you go, bitch.
Was that light enough for you? (sizzling) CUPID
GOD OF LOVE Oh, man! What the hell?! Babies like you shouldn’t even be driving. Can your pansy ass even see
over the steering wheel? Go to hell, asshole! Huh? (grunting) (romantic music) Ooh! Oh, yeah. I love you so much, babe. – (moaning)
– F*ck my life! (moaning orgasmically) BACCHUS
GOD OF WINE Hello, everyone. My name’s Bacchus and I’m an alcoholic. (dully) Hi, Bacchus. APOLLO
GOD OF TRUTH AND MUSIC Apollo, we can see your junk!
Put on some pants. I don’t need to wear pants.
Have you seen my statue? Check this move out. (penis flopping about) I call this the “Apollo-copter”. (penis flopping about rapidly) POSEIDON
GOD OF THE SEA (radio playing beach music) KUMBHAKARNA
Hindu God (shuffling footsteps) (mariachi music) La Kumbhukarna La la la la la la That’s not even how
you’re supposed to say it! That’s racist. AH MUZEN CAB
GOD OF BEES God of bees, they said.
It’ll be great, they said. (bees buzz) HERCULES
SON OF ZEUS Okay, be honest, dad. How many siblings do I really have? Uh… no comment. You know, dad, honesty is the first step. SHUT UP, BACCHUS! MEDUSA
THE GORGON Hey, uh, thanks so much for coming over. I hope you like soup. This is actually my family recipe. Oh, that’s cute, but I brought my own meal. (mice squeak) Oh, oh, right. – Mice for the snakes.
– Yeah. Wait, there’s actually six here. – You got–
– Well, yeah. Five up top and then… the carpets match the drapes. (fork clatters) Wait, what? Well, you’d be surprised
at what five tiny mouths can do. (Anthony gags) You’ll see later if this goes well. GODS IN REAL LIFE (Anthony) Thanks so much
for subscribing, guys. And if you guys are Smite fans, Smite is now out on Xbox One. (Ian) And if you wanna see bloopers and some more weirdness
between Zeus and Hercules… F*CK YOU!!! ..click the video on the left. (Anthony) And click the video on the right to watch our trailer for Smosh: The Movie, coming out July 24th. This is– wouldn’t you say
the closer this guy gets to my butthole, the better it feels? (Ian) And if you’re watching this
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  2. You know that Medusa isn't actually a god right. She was a human that Athena made a monster when Poseidon and her were lovemaking in her temple.

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