Democratic Socialists' 13 Points



ladies and gentlemen the Democrats have released their group platform so let's go with the first point here we demand equality of rights for all people all right not too shabby okay next point here we demand that the state be charged first with providing for the opportunity of a livelihood and way of life for the citizens hmm all right so a way of life we've lively on all right next point all people must have equal rights and obligations and obligations I wonder what that means all right little weird the first next point the first obligate obligation of every citizen must be to productively work mentally or physically actually want people to do to help mentally or physically I wonder what mental work would be alright next point we will abolish unearned work incomes um unearned incomes of work and labor all breaking of debt interest oh okay Wow they're gonna do away with debt interest oh that's an attack on the bank's they don't like the banks that's right alright so they're attacking the beans alright next point in consideration of the monstrous sacrifice in property and blood that each war demands personal enrichment through war must be designated a crime against the people and we demand the total confiscation of all war profits we demand the total confiscation of all war profits oh so that's just a money grab alright I thought they were against war for a second there it kind of sounds like they are but the monsters sacrificing property and blood to each war demands of the people enrichment through war must be designated a crime against the people therefore we will confiscate war profits yeah just a money grant okay next point we demand the nationalization of all associated industries all previous associates is previous in parentheses we demand the nationalization of all previous associated industries associated industries what does that mean national industries big corporations all right so they've got a thing there they want to nationalize all of them whatever Associated means huh nationalize a bunch of industries okay we demand a division of profits of all heavy industries demand the division of the profits they want to divide the profits of all heavy industry long who rob parently not and I'm going to have the industry people because they are already doing that right but among other people right it's gonna take the profits from the heavy industry and divide them along somebody okay next point we demand an expansion on a large scale of old-age welfare all right take care of old people right pretty standard all right now the only things here that I see really different from the Democratic Party so far is that I want to take war profits they want to nationalize associated industries but I don't know what those are and they want to divide the profits of heavy industries but they I guess the by raising taxes back up from 35 to 45 or whatever percent that's probably what they mean huh so I don't see anything really here that's not normally on the Democratic agenda number 16 we demand the creation of a healthy middle class and it's conservation the middle class they're in favor the middle class well I mean they're always ruining the middle class so they say they're they want to they demand the creation yeah who's gonna create that for you all right next point we demand land reform suitable to our needs provision of a law oh I see like land reform what do you need provision of a law for the free expropriation of land for the purpose of public utility all right so that's just eminent domain with well how does that surprise us about the Democrats oh boy let's see what was that that was alright and next point is the state is to be responsible for a fundamental reconstruction of our whole national education program to enable every person to obtain higher education and subsequently introduction into leading positions Wow free education for everybody or a fundamental reconstruction of the whole national education program it might not be free maybe that'll cost a lot of money all right and the last one we demand legal opposition to known lies and their promulgation through the press no lies oh the press cannot spread falsehood okay so it's fake news well there you are ladies and gentlemen what do we have six nine twelve thirteen points now how does that sound huh is that like socialism a bit what if I told you that this is not the Democratic platform what if I told you that these points are from the 25-point speech a Nazi Party did you know that all 25 points that I just read to you these are actually half of them these are all from the national socialist agenda and for those of you who think like active research and informed opinion who is a YouTube channel it is a video about this for those of you who think that the Nazis were not socialists just read anything about it just open any book and read anything about it any source material I guess you could probably read Chomsky and you wouldn't get anywhere huh no it's not good to say read anything about it but yeah Freddie they were socialists yeah total total socialist the Nazis were absolute socialists and there's a hair's breadth between them and the Democratic Party not a hair's breadth




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