Dear Cancer | Children’s Cancer Association – We Prescribe Joy


Dear Cancer. There’s no easy way to say this. It’ just not working out. I think it’s time we went our separate ways. I just don’t see a future for us. It’s not me, it’s you. Actually, I kind of hate you… …Hate you. You’re the worst. You’re horrible. If I’m being totally honest, you stink. You’re like carrots in jello. You’re like
a bad roommate. You just suck. No one even likes you. Not even my mom… …and she likes everybody. You’re like the worst idea in the world. Worse than broccoli. You’re worse than okra. Worse than brussel sprouts. Are you listening to me!? You’re not fun. No one likes you… You’re ugly You stink. I want an apology. We want an apology. Actually, I just want you gone. I’m unfriending you. I’m double unfriending you. I’m erasing you from my social footprint. I bought you a one-way ticket to Uranus. I want you out like yesterday. Bye. See you never. There, I just got
you an Uber. So don’t let the door hit ya… …where the good lord split ya Hit the road Jack. Adios. Children’s Cancer Association




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