Bad Man – Religion #2 (Priest)


[footsteps on carpet] [curtain pulling] In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Ghost my last confession was eight weeks ago. Amen Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. How have you sinned, my child? It’s my daughter actually, Father. What about your daughter? It was a really hot day yesterday
wasn’t it? Like a really, really fucking hot day? I was sweating like a pig. So, you know, the kids they were playing and my daughter, she grabbed the
hose and… she got all wet and her clothes
were sticking to her body. And she just looked her body, it was so young and so small and soft and… Oh, Father! I couldn’t get it out of my head it fucking rattled around my noodle
like a seventies slideshow. Then I look at my wife and she’s…
she’s this old woman this sagging, fucking mess melting
all over the satee. But, if I closed my eyes I had this vision of this
perfect little object and she knew, right? She knew how she looked she knew it was enticing… So, after my wife fell asleep I went into my daughter’s room… And what happened then? We didn’t have sex. Well, we all have… urges, my son. We’re all born sinners, but you’re
just the way that God made you so say three Hail Marys and try not to do it again. Oh, thank you Father. In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Ghost my last confession was eight weeks ago. Amen Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. And how have you sinned, my child? I think I’m in love with a girl at school I know it’s a sin, Father, but… It’s more than a sin, child,
it’s an abomination How do you think Jesus would’ve been running around sporting being gay? Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers and get yourself to church on Sunday. [crying sounds]




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